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DEMON LAST REQUESTS !!!

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Asked by demon 1 month ago in fun

ONE OF THE DEMON'S BEST DRINKING MATES SAID ...
"WHEN I DIE I WANT YOU TO POUR A BOTTLE OF YOUR BEST WHISKY OVER MY BODY"... I REPLIED "SURE !!!... BUT WOULD YOU MIND IF I FILTERED IT THROUGH MY KIDNEYS FIRST" ???
WHAT LAST REQUESTS WOULD YOU MAKE WHEN YOUR TIME COMES ???

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HereTaHelpYa Jen, I have no cool nickname / Vet tech

Answered 1 month ago

OMG that was a great one! I'll have to tell the gals at work - if I can remember it by Monday. LOL

I don't want people to view my old dead body, that's my request. I refuse to be on parade for people to stand over me and think things like:

OMG she looks like she's sleeping.
She never looked this pretty when she was alive!
Ewww who did her make up? Tammy Faye?
She looks like wax.
She looks so peaceful...

Whatever, I want none of that. Stare at me when I'm alive. LOL

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mboutilier Marilou Boutilier / Happy Camper !!

Answered 1 month ago

My husband wanted to be buried with all his money. I said sure, no problem. When he kicked the bucket, I put a cheque in his pocket for $200,000 before they closed the casket.

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Kyle88 Kyle Forrest(Avid Camper) / Sales/Research Advocate

Answered 1 month ago

I'd want them to bury me upside down..hee...so my Critic's could kiss my ass!! Oooh, Eternal brown-nosing. BAG!!

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heather_june Heather - 'THING' !!!! / Addams Family Camper!!!

Answered 1 month ago

I'm only going if people promise to come to my funeral in the NUDE!

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From Kyle88 1 month ago

Eek! Mass hysteria! They'd end up shoveling us in on top of you. How would we hold our Hymn Books? Where would we stuff our hankies? Oops, never mind that last part. BAG!!

From heather_june 1 month ago

I'm trying not to think of that, well i won't see it in any case!
Any more of this and I'll refuse to go! BAG!!!!

From Kyle88 1 month ago

That's right. You'll miss out on all the naked mayhem! Exactly how cold does it get in London? I have to prepare for 'shrinkage'! BAG!!

from joensf 1 month ago

i'll com

From Kyle88 1 month ago

I think a lot of us would! Hee.

From heather_june 1 month ago

OMG thats hilarious!!!! WOT a subject hehehehe!!!!!

From heather_june 1 month ago

What, to my funeral naked Joe?

From heather_june 1 month ago

shame i won't see any of the shrinkage!!!!

From heather_june 1 month ago

My stomach hurts more than last night lol!!

From heather_june 1 month ago

I think my comment caused a bit of a stir..

From heather_june 1 month ago

Where's the DEMON, I'm sure he'd have a comment to make, perhaps he's nursing his lates hangover!

From heather_june 1 month ago

I'd go even if I was dead.. !!

from demon 1 month ago

WOW !!!
NUDE FUNERAL... THE DEMON WOULD PAY TO GO TO THAT ONE !!!
...Hehe !!!

From heather_june 1 month ago

Hehe, I'd pay to see it too..

From mboutilier 1 month ago

AP nudists attend funeral - corpse sits up in casket - it's bucket of valium time! BAG!!!

From heather_june 1 month ago

Im holding my sides !!!!! I'd probably ask where my glass of red was..

From heather_june 1 month ago

I'm crying with laughter here!

From heather_june 1 month ago

anyway I think I'd just die to see you all starkers Hehe!!!

joensf joe

Answered 1 month ago

i'll be naked at mine, hj only if you die first. but i'd go naked to a funeral. i'm told don't go to one stoned. oh i'll be cremated they never dress ashes.

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