DEMON HANDYMAN !!!

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Asked by demon 5 months ago in fun

THE DEMON WANTED TO EARN A FEW EXTRA BUCKS, SO I DECIDED TO HIRE MYSELF OUT AS A HANDYMAN TYPE AND STARTED CANVASSING A WEALTHY NEIGHBOURHOOD.
FINALLY A MAN SAID "YOU CAN PAINT MY PORCH... HOW MUCH WILL YOU CHARGE?"... I REPLIED "$50" THE MAN AGREED AND SAID THE "BRUSHES AND PAINT ARE IN THE GARAGE." A SHORT TIME LATER WITH THE JOB ALL DONE, THE DEMON WENT TO COLLECT HIS MONEY.
"YOU FINISHED ALREADY?" "YES", I ANSWERED, "AND I HAD PAINT LEFT OVER, SO I GAVE IT TWO COATS". IMPRESSED THE MAN GAVE THE DEMON $50. "AND BY THE WAY," THE DEMON ADDED, "THAT'S NOT A PORCH, ITS A FERRARI !!!"
... Hehe !!!
WHAT WAS THE WORST JOB THAT YOU HAVE EVER ATTEMPTED ???

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Kyle88 Kyle Forrest / Sales/Research Advocate

Answered 5 months ago

Having sex for the first time. It was bad enough without all that pepper spray! Hee.

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kc5255 (KarenCARES) {{hugs}} ☺♥ / NO WORRIES

Answered 5 months ago

McDonalds, Swing Manager. especially closing -
Responsible for every employee
Leaving the store spotless
Running good labor

If you were short handed and its busy, you get yelled at by people.You ran your butt off !

The pay sucks without benefits. .And damm paperwork to do before you go home...

Last for six months...Yahoo!

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mboutilier Marilou Boutilier / Psychological Profiler

Answered 5 months ago

Screwing in a light bulb! My boyfriend and I didn't know how to get in a lightbulb without breaking it!

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neeraja neeraja / housewife

Answered 5 months ago

i don;t think i have done worst job.but i have done just some homemade crocheting and embroidery works and sold to others that products and i have earned some little bucks from them. i feel happy at time because as a housewife i feel that it is big amount to me. atleast i have done something, to earn little amount from house.

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HereTaHelpYa Jen, I have no cool nickname / Vet tech

Answered 5 months ago

Working for Animal Control. I thought it'd be all great like on t.v. but in reality it was hard, it was dirty and it was GUT WRENCHING! I couldn't get out of there fast enough!

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