ADAM SAID HE WAS FEELING LONELY AND ASKED GOD FOR COMPANY.
''I WAS THINKING OF MAKING YOU A WOMAN," SAID GOD.
"WHAT IS A WOMAN?" ASKED ADAM.
"A WOMAN IS ALWAYS INCREDIBLY SEXY, SLIM WITH SENSUAL CURVES ALL IN THE RIGHT PLACES," SAID GOD, "SHE WILL BE AT YOUR BECK AND CALL 24 HOURS A DAY. SHE WILL BE AN INSPIRATION TO YOU."
"GOSH," SAID ADAM, "HOW MUCH WILL THAT COST?"
"AN ARM AND A LEG," SAID GOD.
"ADAM... ASK GOD WHAT YOU CAN GET FOR JUST A RIB" SAID DEMON !!!
...Hehe !!!
DO YOU SETTLE FOR 2ND BEST, OR DO YOU WAIT TILL YOU CAN AFFORD WHAT YOU REALLY DESIRE ???
WHAT IS ON YOUR WISH LIST AT THE MOMENT ???
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My wish list is far too long and complicated to post on here so I'll give you the abbreviated version.
I'm very much a NOW kinda girl so I tend to settle for less than I really want and deserve in liu of waiting.
Basically I just wanted to answer this question for the SIXTY-NINE points being awarded.
WoooooHoooOOoo
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I'll settle for a man with a pulse and a viagra prescription! I'm too old to wait around for a man with a pulse, viagra prescription and a million bucks!
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Adam said, "OK, I want one two feet tall with a flat head so I can have a place to set my beer."
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Live my life to the fullest. or, Take one day at a time. I would have to say my perspective on life would have to be both and not ever settle for second best - That's my thinking at this moment..
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A crucifix and some garlic...my sister in law is coming to visit!!
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To go there and have a good meal !!
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i think everyone should think to produce beautiful kids without any delivery pains (for ladies). and its also my first wish in my wish list to get kids soon .
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Single untill i marry. R.O.F.L.M.A.O Demon soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny that's my laugh 4 da day!!
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Sometimes what you really desire isn't best, and what you percieve to be second best is indeed what is truley best! My wish list at the moment is at night out at the casino's, a little bar hopping, and some really hot fun in one of the casino suites!
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actually we are doing pretty good right now. could us some extra money
at times. got the daughter going to collage and all. but we are skimming by
so i would like to ask that the kids get more than i ever had. i guess that
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bud light to get me to retirment..
of course everyone knows how much of a giver i am so maybe i could give something to the wife,, like that lypo and tummy tuck that she has
always wanted.. i think i,, i mean she would really like that.
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to be richer and have 3 sports cars instead of one
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My wish list is far too long and complicated to post on here so I'll give you the abbreviated version.
I'm very much a NOW kinda girl so I tend to settle for less than I really want and deserve in liu of waiting.
Basically I just wanted to answer this question for the SIXTY-NINE points being awarded.
WoooooHoooOOoo
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