get on that mic and announce that there is a 2 cent off sale next door on shoes
and all the girls. will run for the door.

tell the crowd that there has just been a recall on all the condoms and all the men will run for the door

announce that the party is over and everyone left will be helping clean up
and everyone runs out the door..

there's only one way!

I can usually clear a room just by walking into it. For tougher crowds, I have found the following to be very effective.

1. Start talking.
2.Pick up my guitar.
3.Enter nude.
4.Ask if anyone can loan me $20.
5.Enter nude, THEN ask if anyone can loan me $20.
5.Turn my back to the room, drop my pants and ask, "Does this look infected to you?" (Note: This works best when going Commando)
6.Start flicking boogers for distance.
7. Sit down across from the girl in the shortest skirt and say, "Saturday? I thought today was Wednesday."

scream fire[:

fart really loud then wait until everyone is looking then start wafting it towards people

i walk in it...then everyone leaves and then they stop talking,and leave... true story

Buy some bomb-looking toys (I believe there's something of these somewhere), securely tape these on your torso, wear a coat or vest, enter the room, & simultaneously open your coat (to reveal your "bomb") & shout out loud, "EVERYBODY OUT!!! I GOT A BOMB!!!"

Get a marker pen and spot yourself all over, walk into the room and announce you have a rare disease!!!

just say ohhhhhhhhhh la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i see brad pit just broke up with his girl friend out side our house. or let your dog loose when it has a disease. or just say killer squirrels on the loose, or say we don't call 911 (if you know what that means) or say free concert tickets and through them out the door or hipnotize them and tell them to get out or scare then out of their pants, they leave and you get free pants, win win LOL:)

Just FART!!!!!