DEMON MARATHON

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Asked by demon 4 months ago in fun

RECENTLY THE DEMON WAS ASKED TO RUN A MARATHON.
AT FIRST I SAID, " NAAAHHH "
THEN THEY SAID " COME ON, IT'S FOR HANDICAPPED AND BLIND KIDS. "
THEN THE DEMON THOUGHT F**K, I COULD WIN THIS !!!
...Hehe !!!
WHAT PHYSICAL ACTIVITY HAVE YOU ATTEMPTED, THAT SOON PROVED TO BE TOO MUCH LIKE HARD WORK ???

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mboutilier Marilou Boutilier / Psychological Profiler

Answered 4 months ago

The only reason I would run a marathon is so I could hear heavy breathing again! I did run a marathon of hope when I was younger - the runners were all naked women! It didn't matter if you came in first or last. The woman with the blackest eyes won! It was sponsored by WonderBra! I didn't win.

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heather_june Heather - 'THING' !!!! / Addams Family Camper!!!

Answered 4 months ago

It can be like trying to wake the dead when a partner has had too much to drink!!!! Then you think F**K, this Marathon's not worth it, give up and go to sleep!

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robinsandy robinsandy

Answered 4 months ago

Pushing the wheelbarrow up the hill to the fire pile has become very hard and I have only just begun.But I bet you If I had a giant size bottle of plonk in WA and you had to do a marathon from Vic to get to it,you would make it,no worries! Even if you had a ball and chain on ,you would get there.Jump on the Overlander LOL!

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