a guy brings his parrot to the vet crying, doctor is my parrot dead, the doctor puts the bird on the exam table and says yes i'm sorry but your pet is dead, the man still distraught says i want a second opinion,the doctor whistles, and his cat jumps up on the table and sniffs all around the bird and jumps off the table,the doctor says again sorry your bird is dead, and that will be 100 bucks,100 bucks i thought the visit was 50 dollars, yes says the doctor,50 dollars for the visit and 50 dollars for the cat scan!