A REALLY UGLY, EIGHTY YEAR OLD FEMALE WEIGHING 250 KILOS WENT TO HER DOCTOR AND DEMANDED A PREGNANCY TEST. THE DOCTOR PREFORMED THE TEST AND CONFIRMED YES, SHE WAS INDEED PREGNANT AND TOLD THE FEMALE SO. THE DOCTOR THEN RAN AND STUCK HIS HEAD OUTSIDE HIS WINDOW AND THE WOMEN ASKED "WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOCTOR".
THE DOCTOR REPLIED "WELL IT'S JUST THAT THE LAST TIME ANYTHING HAPPENED LIKE THIS, A STAR APPEARED IN THE EAST, AND THREE WISEMEN CAME OVER THE HILL AND I DON"T WANT TO MISS A THING !!!
well i will make it short.. at first i saw a girl that i like about 1 year ago and i thought of approaching her this yr. however to realise she got attached.. :(((((
3 months, a family member had cleaned out a toaster oven, lord behold, I touched it, I shock shot straight up my arm..The fool placed the toaster oven in water...Stupid fool didn't know that you don't place electrical appliances in water..I still feel that shock!
my husband is overweight from ten years . from one month my husband is doing exercises on exercise cycle in our house and he has reduced weight of 10kgs .we went to see one of my friend in our place yesterday and there , he has seen his weight and this made me strange and unbeleivable ,because from ten years he didn;t reduce even one kg,but when we bought exercise cycle one month back,and when we see his weight yesterday, and we both shocked with that reduced weight.now i can beleive ,that he can reduce more weight soon in coming months .
heather_june
Heather - 'THING' !!!! / Addams Family Camper!!!
Answered 4 months ago
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Seeing someone that works in my local Supermarket - he was 22 stone the previous time I saw him, I saw him a few days ago and he had had an operation and had shrank to half his weight! Talk about looking totally different! Even he couldn't get used to himself!!
That the USA is in a recession (officially that is)! And would you believe President Obama has done nothing but srcew things up, I am shocked and amazed! I thought for sure he his stimulus package would fix everything!