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A REALLY UGLY, EIGHTY YEAR OLD FEMALE WEIGHING 250 KILOS WENT TO HER DOCTOR AND DEMANDED A PREGNANCY TEST. THE DOCTOR PREFORMED THE TEST AND CONFIRMED YES, SHE WAS INDEED PREGNANT AND TOLD THE FEMALE SO. THE DOCTOR THEN RAN AND STUCK HIS HEAD OUTSIDE HIS WINDOW AND THE WOMEN ASKED "WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOCTOR".
THE DOCTOR REPLIED "WELL IT'S JUST THAT THE LAST TIME ANYTHING HAPPENED LIKE THIS, A STAR APPEARED IN THE EAST, AND THREE WISEMEN CAME OVER THE HILL AND I DON"T WANT TO MISS A THING !!!

WHAT HAS TOTALLY SHOCKED YOU LATELY ???
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joensf joe
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i went to a mall today, the first time in about 15 yrs, so many stores i've never seen, so much useless stuff.

a guy ask me if i had t-moble, my answer was i don't even have a cell phone and don't want one.

i like getting old.

oh the reason i was there, waiting for my car to be serviced. that was a shock too.
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well i will make it short.. at first i saw a girl that i like about 1 year ago and i thought of approaching her this yr. however to realise she got attached.. :(((((
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whatever_it_is Lizzy / Happy-Pooper
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3 months, a family member had cleaned out a toaster oven, lord behold, I touched it, I shock shot straight up my arm..The fool placed the toaster oven in water...Stupid fool didn't know that you don't place electrical appliances in water..I still feel that shock!
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adw61 Alan Wallace / Writer, Ebay vendor
Answered 4 months ago
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I'm a little too old for anything to shock me anymore. I guess a senseless world can dull one's senses.
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Kyle88 Kyle Forrest / Sales/Research Advocate
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That empty light socket. What a rush!!
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neeraja neeraja / housewife
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my husband is overweight from ten years . from one month my husband is doing exercises on exercise cycle in our house and he has reduced weight of 10kgs .we went to see one of my friend in our place yesterday and there , he has seen his weight and this made me strange and unbeleivable ,because from ten years he didn;t reduce even one kg,but when we bought exercise cycle one month back,and when we see his weight yesterday, and we both shocked with that reduced weight.now i can beleive ,that he can reduce more weight soon in coming months .
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heather_june Heather - 'THING' !!!! / Addams Family Camper!!!
Answered 4 months ago
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Seeing someone that works in my local Supermarket - he was 22 stone the previous time I saw him, I saw him a few days ago and he had had an operation and had shrank to half his weight! Talk about looking totally different! Even he couldn't get used to himself!!
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mboutilier Marilou Boutilier / Psychological Profiler
Answered 4 months ago
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I recently discovered that you can't blow dry your hair in the shower!!! I was shocked!!!
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Damian22 / Share/Invester
Answered 4 months ago
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Twice now have walked out the back door and nearly stood on a snake (one tiger snake and one brown snake).
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kc5255 (KarenCARES) {{hugs}} ☺♥ / NO WORRIES
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I was shocked to that my (cat) dances to music on her hind legs..I was LMAO 2 days ago.
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loloy1972 Laura / Bartender
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That the USA is in a recession (officially that is)! And would you believe President Obama has done nothing but srcew things up, I am shocked and amazed! I thought for sure he his stimulus package would fix everything!
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