Type your name into the Urban Dictionary....[see "lookup" search engine - upper right corner] http://www.urbandictionary.com/
Some birth names may not be in the database - use your nickname as a second option.
Paste your funniest definition with your link as your answer...Was the definition true? Be honest.
Its a contest...Unfortunately, I can't share the factors who might win this reward. If I do, there might be some cheating among some...<lol>
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Read about Me - Its funny, I do amit and have been told - TRUE
A Karen's volume can NOT be turned down nor can it be shut-off. The Karen continually talks. Sometimes the speech can be about bands like "Cute Is What We Aim For." It also often talks about the effect on jungle men when they're exposed to AFI and large amounts of alcohol. A Karen can also talk about deep things like font size and anal gas.
The friend that nobody likes. There is one of these people in every group of friends. Basically kept there so others can hate their guts. Often kept around so they can be cut down. Karen is always a douche-bag. Every group has a Karen and she's always a bag of douche. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...
1 " very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael a very cool person."
(I love this one!)
2. " a handsome and intelligent man, michael is very grounded and knows what he wants. Michael has the ideal person in mind and won't fall for someone fake. ambition and goals to take over the world is what he dreams up. give him his perfect partner and he will become complete like no other time in his life. Michael is like the sun and is legendary."
(I love this one AS WELL)
3. "loving and caring, sweet and special, michael is a total angel...he'll go out of his way to make you feel better"
(I am thrilled!)
Funniest Answer:
4. "Another term for insanity or mental illness. Looney, nuts, crazy, mental, coo-coo, completely gone in the head."
(Very funny! and NOT true, kind of.)
A very common male name. many sexy guys are named Richard
and FYI they don't like being called Dick.
Karen, this is worth doing. Thanks for thinking of it. My favorite is
Richard
another word for sexy beast
someone who likes to laugh a lot
my babycakes
Got 229 up, 99 down on that one. And it is obviously true.
a very tall man, who knows when he finds love and will stop at nothing to get it. the nickname "dick" enrages him and will probably punch you in the arm if you call him that. he enjoys the company of his friends and will gladly change his schedule for them.
person: "Hey, Richard!"
richard: "What?"
person: "Can you change this light bulb?"
richard: "Fine!"
A big tall possibly hairy man. Usually likes to walk around with no shoes and unclipped toenails until he makes someone do it. His height allows him to pee really loud, especially when drunk. Which he normally is a lot and loves it. Dick is another name for this species, which is peculiar since they usually have big dongs. Richards are known to eat pounds of food a day and not gain any weight, and sometimes even lose weight from this. They are pretty fun and outgoing people, and like to sit around playing video games or the guitar until they get a girlfriend. They are always on time, and very loyal companions.
"Hey, look over there! Its a Richard"
"Lets go make friends with it."
A Richard could have been born to the Earth to change it, to revolutionize, to excel and leave his mark upon the world.
"Annadel" isn't found yet so I used my nickname "Anna".
Following are the funniest definitions I found:
1) A girl who is generally sweet and mild mannered on the outside, but is a crazy party girl on the inside. She is also quite bi-polar. It can be used when you are extremely drunk but trying to play it cool.
Cassy: Do you think it's ok to talk to my parents even though your stone drunk?
Mandy: Oh yeah, I'm totally anna.
--- Somehow true but generally false. For those who know me, I'm not sweet & mild mannered on the outside. Instead, I'm outspoken & opinionated. On the inside, I'm not a crazy party girl, I'm simply a crazy girl. But, for those who don't know me much, I may appear sweet & mild-mannered.
2) A self-contained powerplant that glows at 30 candlepower and increases in brightness exponentially until it blinds everything with its beauty. It also has blonde hair.
--- Wow, a blinding beauty!!! I'm surely not blonde, though...
3) a strange girl who steals free nescafe cups for some strange reason
'anna, why are you stealing my cups?'
'i thought they were mine.'
'you got them free from nescafe, remember?'
--- Well, I love coffee & I love keeping souvenirs...
I particularly like the ff definitons:
The subject of the Arthur Alexander song as well as the remake by The Beatles.The best "Annas" come from the South. Anna is a unique name that can be spelled the same forwards & backwards; Anna - annA. See? The name is simple & elegant, which is a good description of females named Anna. Elegant & exciting. Simple & undefined. Traditional & radical.
A female that is beautiful, gorgeous, & amazing. One who is outgoing and loves to be around nice people. One who enjoys many sports and activities. Does not group with any stereotypes. Will always tell the truth. Always listening to music. & loves you<3
apparently jeff has got it goin on. i am supposed to be cool, tall, good looking and have great hair. so not true i am not popular i am not good with woman i am short and balding at a rappid pace i am skinny though that part was true. that was funny you should look up my name, and then look at a picture of me,lol
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Jen, I have no cool nickname / Vet tech
Answered 10 months ago
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Jennifer
A funny girl. Really smart, and usually doen't act her age.(wether it be acting older or younger) Jennifer's have amazing eyes, and love to laugh and smile. They generaly enjoy the finer things in life. They have trouble showing their feelings, and take some time to warm up to new poeple. They don't trust easily, but that shouldn't stop you from trusting them, they are very trustworthy. They need someone who will listen to them and give their honest opinion. Jennifers are very blunt, and speak their minds often. They are caring and usually very sexy. They know how to flirt in a very suddle way that drives men crazy. They know how to get what they want. Jennifers are very good friends.
It's funny, this is pretty much right on the ball for me. I've never really acted my age and I would say my eyes are my best feature. One generic thing... who DOESN'T love to laugh and smile, c'mon.
I have trouble showing my "good" feelings but have NO problem letting you know when I'm pissed. Trust me.
I'm a great friend, a great listener, and I can flirt with the best of 'em.
(adj.) -of or pertaining to extreme awesomeness; usually high in energy and spastic;
(n.) -a person who runs to concrete slabs for no reason (this is sooo me)
There was only one line for my correct spelling, so I included the more common spelling.
Lynne that dark mysterious thing that flys past yu.. yup its a shadow ninja..
Lynn
One being with complete and utter intelligence, modesty, beauty, and self worth!
A beautiful woman Lynn walks into the room.
by LJP Feb 26, 2005 share this
2. Lynn 550 up, 107 down
Noun: A woman to be loved, and treasured! Someone that brings total bliss to your life! A very honest, loyal, and trustworthy person!
Verb: A woman who sets your mind on fire! Someone that blows your mind!
It wasn't till I had a Lynn in my life that it gave true meaning!
Till I met Lynn, I was bored and unhappy!
by P Feb 26, 2005 share this
3. LYNN 320 up, 211 down
a ruthless town...stay off of boston street:-D
"lynn lynn the city of sin"
by swamistix@hotmail.com Jan 8, 2004 share this
4. Lynn 56 up, 15 down
One of the most amazing people to walk this earth. They have amazing hair and are beautiful beyond belief. If you see or know one you have just witnessed and angel...
OMG...a Lynn just entered the room.... wow!!
lynn ashley goddess beauty angel
by QbnWaffle Feb 9, 2009 share this
5. Lynn 18 up, 22 down
The most amazing person in the world. its also been said that her hand will fall asleep while your shes in bed. shes bipolar and if your a girl you probly wont like her. but brynn loves her.
Did you know that Lynn was part of the Pink Cupcakes?
amazing pink cupcakes ice cream fall asleep
by brynnlynn Mar 6, 2009 share this
6. LYNN 233 up, 341 down
A dunghole masquerading as a city a few miles north of Boston. The population of Lynn is made up entirely of prostitutes, drug addicts, drug dealers, illegal immigrants, con artists, pregnant 14 year olds, deadbeat teenage dads, welfare cheats, and vagrants. The only industries that flourish in this squalid cesspool of a city are prostitution, drug dealing, arson, and pit bull fighting. There was hope for Lynn when a massive fire leveled much of downtown many years ago. Unfortunatly several more conflagrations or possibly a dirty bomb are required before this sub-human, third world hell-hole can be salvaged.
Question: What happened last night in Lynn?
A:Murder during drug deal gone bad
B:Rape of teenager or elderly woman
C:Devastating 4 Alarm Fire
D:Gang Fight, killing several thugs
E:All of the Above
Answer: E of course
All stories will be printed in the Lynn Daily Item newspaper, complete with multiple mis-spelled words and missing or incorrect punctuation
by Little Jack Horny Feb 11, 2005 share this
7. Lynn 80 up, 375 down
a person who thinks he or she knows more than he or she actually knows
rachel
The most edible female name
Rachel is sooo edible - especially with cream
Hebrew name meaning 'an ewe', or 'little lamb'. Symbolizes purity.
Rachel is the best name ever!
rachael best name ever cool lamb purity girl
A smart, sassy and sexy young woman who knows things from fashion to film to literature, from Manolo Blahniks to Mahatma Gandhi.
She impressed everybody in the meeting. She's such a Rachel.
sassy funny clever sophisticated smart
by fortunecookie Aug 3, 2007 share this
4. rachel's are usually cute and pretty. have a good body and are smart. they also tend to be popular and silly and like to fool around
damn that girl is hot she's probably a rachel.
cute popular smart silly pretty
by mclovin fogul May 8, 2008 share this
5.
a purehearted, kind, and compassionate woman; a good listener and a leader with the love of many
I need a Rachel to cry on.
kind compassionate listen leader love
by leighlektra Apr 28, 2008 share this
6.
one of the sweetest most kindest person in the world who is always right. And she'll tell you so!She also really likes Larry the cable guy who is one of the biggest rednecks of our time!!!
I love you Mom!!!!
"Git-r-done" Larry the cable guy
by tigger lover Jun 12, 2005 share this
7. 1. She's the girl that everyone is jealous of...sexy, fun, smart, outgoing, and easy to talk to. She has a heart of gold and although she might seem bulletproof, she's caring and sensitive on the inside.
2. A girl who isn't afraid to speak her mind or be herself. Watch out boys, she's a heart-breaker. A girl who won't settle for anything but the best, but rightfully so. She doesn't need a man to have a good time.
3. She's the friend you call at 2am when you need someone to tell you that everything's going to be ok. Sweet, comforting, and a great listener.
1. Did you see that chick's hot bod? I'm so jealous. She's such a Rachel.
2. Damn, I wish I was still with Rachel. She looks like she's having such a good time without me.
3. She was so sweet to me when I needed a friend...such a Rachel.
The most amazing, beautiful, awesome, spectacular, gorgeous, cute, incredible, breathtakeing, wonderful, pretty, adorable, and most importantly cutifulazing girl ever.
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This is what a few said. -
1 " very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael a very cool person."
(I love this one!)
2. " a handsome and intelligent man, michael is very grounded and knows what he wants. Michael has the ideal person in mind and won't fall for someone fake. ambition and goals to take over the world is what he dreams up. give him his perfect partner and he will become complete like no other time in his life. Michael is like the sun and is legendary."
(I love this one AS WELL)
3. "loving and caring, sweet and special, michael is a total angel...he'll go out of his way to make you feel better"
(I am thrilled!)
Funniest Answer:
4. "Another term for insanity or mental illness. Looney, nuts, crazy, mental, coo-coo, completely gone in the head."
(Very funny! and NOT true, kind of.)