When he gets home from school - no backpack - he lost it - no lunch bag - he lost it - no cap - he lost it - no jacket - he lost it - no temper - he lost it! That's a loser!

Since you didn't state age, I say this kid who is 13 years old and a loser in
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Having phone sex operators keep hanging up on him.

Starting a new television show about him "America's Least Wanted."

Receiving a heart-shaped box filled with angry hornets.

Taking private tutorials with Hillary Clinton.

Spending nights in the streets chasin' lizards.

Writing the Pope for tips on celibacy.

Hiding from a Gingrich but his nickname' is "Newt."

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When he can't even get a date with an ugly chick. When he's can't get free stuff. When he dog won't even play with him. He gets a wedgie daily,loses his lunch and gets beaten up.