THE DEMON WENT TO THE DOCTORS FOR HIS ANNUAL CHECK UP YESTERDAY. THE DOCTOR ASKED HOW ARE YOUR BOWELS ?
I REPLIED THAT I AM AS REGULAR AS CLOCKWORK AND THAT I GO EVERY MORNING AT 7AM WITHOUT FAIL... ONLY TROUBLE IS THAT THE DEMON DOESN'T GET UP TILL !0AM !!!
ARE YOU A CREATURE OF HABIT ???
WHAT DO YOU DO EVERY DAY WITHOUT FAIL... THAT NO ONE ELSE KNOWS ABOUT ???
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I say good night aloud in a whisper to my late daddy. He's been gone almost 3 years but still deserves to be wished good night. I'd like to think that he's somehow watching over us...and even if he's not, that thought keeps me safe and sleeping well.
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I check my pulse every morning to see if I'm still alive! Then I check the obituary columns in the newspaper to confirm my findings.
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After I went through pregnancy and constipation and then hemmeroids,I had to train myself to do the toilet thing at the same time of day, and every day. I read a book from the library and it worked, so now I go the same time every day even after all these years !
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I sing "Glory, Glory Hallelujah" while taking a sh*t!
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I can't tell you 'cos everyone would know then!!
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O dear, its toooooooooooo embarassing that its hands down only..☺
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Lick my eyebrows... Ha ha !!!
No really I sing loudly under the shower (sooo glad that nobody can here me).
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I sing in the shower. I have a deep voice and it's the only place where I can try and hit the notes I know I can't...lol.
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Regular as clock work at 7 oclock but you do not get out of bed till 10 oclock.
do you wear nappys. When I fart I have to go to the toolet or I might lust schit myself. I am a creature of habit.
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