(1) I hate it when people___fling stuff they don't like from their salad onto my plate!!
(2) I'd puke if I had to eat___one more Lean Cuisine!! I want FOOD!!!!!
(3) I wish I could lock my___kids out of the house for a few days. j/k (I think)
(4) Nobody understands why I__want to lock my kids out of the house.
(5) I hope I get a big__check in the mail
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(1) I hate it when people___fling stuff they don't like from their salad onto my plate!!
(2) I'd puke if I had to eat___one more Lean Cuisine!! I want FOOD!!!!!
(3) I wish I could lock my___kids out of the house for a few days. j/k (I think)
(4) Nobody understands why I__want to lock my kids out of the house.
(5) I hope I get a big__check in the mail
(6) I'm so sick of___not getting a big check in the mail.

(1) I hate it when people____ knock on my door and try to sell me stuff. If I wanted it, I would go to Wallmart. Thank you very much!
(2) I'd puke if I had to eat____ cockroaches like they do on those TV shows. But they are very nutritious. Yumm!
(3) I wish I could lock my____ chastity belt. Or is that unlock it. I am getting old and forget which.
(4) Nobody understands why I_____ answered this question. It's kind of fun...

(1) I hate it when people____ knock on my door and try to sell me stuff. If I wanted it, I would go to Wallmart. Thank you very much!
(2) I'd puke if I had to eat____ cockroaches like they do on those TV shows. But they are very nutritious. Yumm!
(3) I wish I could lock my____ chastity belt. Or is that unlock it. I am getting old and forget which.
(4) Nobody understands why I_____ answered this question. It's kind of fun. That's why.
(5) I hope I get a big___ box of sugar free chocolate cherries for Christmas. Doesn't take much to make me happy.
(6) I'm so sick of___ political debates. I really liked the last one. Right after it started I went into a deep sleep. That was great!

(1) I hate it when people want to re-elected McBush!

(2) I'd puke if I had to eat chocolate covered cockroaches

(3) I wish I could lock my doors and windows! Cupid kills!

(4) Nobody understands why I'm having a Puffy Mid-Section (PMS)
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(1) I hate it when people want to re-elected McBush!

(2) I'd puke if I had to eat chocolate covered cockroaches

(3) I wish I could lock my doors and windows! Cupid kills!

(4) Nobody understands why I'm having a Puffy Mid-Section (PMS)

(5) I hope I get a big joke, because I don't get it.

(6) I'm so sick of racist jokes

(1) I hate it when people fart in public
(2) I'd puke if I had to eat dinner with my neighbor. He looks like the guy from Back to the Future - crazy hair, except he weighs 105 pounds and he scares me.
(3) I wish I could lock my politicians in a closet
(4) Nobody understands why I take so many pictures, but they all want to seem them when they are available
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(1) I hate it when people fart in public
(2) I'd puke if I had to eat dinner with my neighbor. He looks like the guy from Back to the Future - crazy hair, except he weighs 105 pounds and he scares me.
(3) I wish I could lock my politicians in a closet
(4) Nobody understands why I take so many pictures, but they all want to seem them when they are available
(5) I hope I get a big ceiling fan for the kitchen!!!!
(6) I'm so sick of my neighbor calling animal control because my dog walked into his yard.

1) I hate it when people leave they're carts at the grocery store or Target and go to another aisle to get something....It's a cart! It has wheels people! Take the #$#$$% thing with you!!!!

2) I'd puke if I had to eat pink sockeye salmon from a can. My sister and mom use to always eat it right out of the can and I would leave the house since that smell traveled to every room and would make me gag.
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1) I hate it when people leave they're carts at the grocery store or Target and go to another aisle to get something....It's a cart! It has wheels people! Take the #$#$$% thing with you!!!!

2) I'd puke if I had to eat pink sockeye salmon from a can. My sister and mom use to always eat it right out of the can and I would leave the house since that smell traveled to every room and would make me gag.

3) I wish I could lock my mouth shut....it's always getting me in trouble

4) Nobody understands why I skipped almost every day of high school and hated it but that I've been in college for 7+ years and counting and love it!

5) I hope I get a big check. I just got laid off from my job today :(

6) I'm so sick of my cat eating my netflix envelopes, I don't think he understand they are of no use to me once I find them digested in the litterbox.

How funny are you? Fill in these blanks and make me laugh!
(1) I hate it when people__________break wind and do "drive-bye's"
(2) I'd puke if I had to eat__________toe jam.
(3) I wish I could lock my__________students in a library for a year.
(4) Nobody understands why I__________hang out with older people...
(5) I hope I get a big__________kiss this weekend!
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How funny are you? Fill in these blanks and make me laugh!
(1) I hate it when people__________break wind and do "drive-bye's"
(2) I'd puke if I had to eat__________toe jam.
(3) I wish I could lock my__________students in a library for a year.
(4) Nobody understands why I__________hang out with older people...
(5) I hope I get a big__________kiss this weekend!
(6) I'm so sick of__________backhoe guy...just kidding...the election.

1. GOSSIP
2. FERMENTING BRUSSEL SPROUTS THAT WHERE LEFT ON THE PLANT TO ROT( THEY STINK AS WELL)
3.LOVER in my bedroom for a week and have my way with him lol
4. AM SO FORGIVING SOMETIMES.
5.INHERITANCE/LOTTERY WIN sooner than later
6.MOVING...

1. GOSSIP
2. FERMENTING BRUSSEL SPROUTS THAT WHERE LEFT ON THE PLANT TO ROT( THEY STINK AS WELL)
3.LOVER in my bedroom for a week and have my way with him lol
4. AM SO FORGIVING SOMETIMES.
5.INHERITANCE/LOTTERY WIN sooner than later
6.MOVING

1) I hate it when people__pick their nose and flick their boogers
(2) I'd puke if I had to eat__ a big flying cockaroach.
(3) I wish I could lock my__boss away for at least a month.
(4) Nobody understands why I__like to eat peanut butter with a spoon.
(5) I hope I get a big__'ol check
(6) I'm so sick of__my cousing throwing stinky farts and laughing once we smell it....

1) I hate it when people__pick their nose and flick their boogers
(2) I'd puke if I had to eat__ a big flying cockaroach.
(3) I wish I could lock my__boss away for at least a month.
(4) Nobody understands why I__like to eat peanut butter with a spoon.
(5) I hope I get a big__'ol check
(6) I'm so sick of__my cousing throwing stinky farts and laughing once we smell it.