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Funny Question: Coffin Rebate:-)
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If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
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Nobody “springs back to life” because death is permanent. This simply means that their death was diagnosed incorrectly. If this happens to you you’d better hope it was before they put you in the casket because there’s no way the mortician can sell a used casket.
Answer Date: 06:45pm 09/23/08
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No. This happened to an Irish friend of mine. They just turned it upside down and used it as a coffee table until it was required for its original purpose seven weeks later.
Answer Date: 03:12am 09/23/08
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We just returned the coffin back to the dealer since our deal was, use first-pay later.
Answer Date: 03:29am 09/23/08
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maybe they could sell it on ebay.
Answer Date: 03:30am 09/23/08
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No! They take out an ad in the classifieds and put it up for sale! "Coffin for sale! Hardly ever used!"
Answer Date: 03:43am 09/23/08
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