1) My car will run very low on gas and my wife will start to worry. She'll keep saying "Were almost out of gas!", I'll say it's okay we can go MILES on what's left. We will make it to the gas station, but the tank will hold more than its capacity by 2/10ths of a gallon. I will never let her know she was almost right.

2) My yard will continue to grow and I will wait too long to mow it at lea...

1) My car will run very low on gas and my wife will start to worry. She'll keep saying "Were almost out of gas!", I'll say it's okay we can go MILES on what's left. We will make it to the gas station, but the tank will hold more than its capacity by 2/10ths of a gallon. I will never let her know she was almost right.

2) My yard will continue to grow and I will wait too long to mow it at least 4... No, FIVE times! When I do mow it, it will take 4... No, FIVE times as long to do the job. Each time I will sweat 4... No, FIVE gallons and say "I have to start doing this every week." I will answer this question the same way the next 4... No, FIVE years, then I'll hire someone else to do it. It will cost me $40... No, FORTY FIVE dollars each time.

3) I will drink 1095 bottles of Diet Coke. Maybe a few will be Coca-Cola Zeros, but most will be regular Diet Coke. One day I will see that I'm out and I will go to the store and buy 4... No, FIVE one liter bottles. I will drop them on the way into the house then forget that I did and open one. It will foam all over and get on the floor, but the dogs will love it.

4) I will go to the movies 19 times and only like 3 of them enough to rate higher than a 7 (out of 10). I will eat 1/2 of large popcorn each time I go and have the standard 3 gallon Diet Coke. I will have to visit the restroom on the way out 17 times and wish I did the other 2 times. Oh, by the way, the popcorn will have 4... No, FIVE times too much salt. I will be glad I had so much Diet Coke.

5) I will misspell hundreds of words on Askpedia.com over the next year. I will NOT notice until I have completed the answer and I will feel stupid. Most of the words I miss will be REALLY simple, like leaving an "s" off of the end. I will also misuse the "I before E" rule. My grammar will be poor, too.

*These predictions will be 99.4... No, 99.FIVE % accurate.*

(No animals were harmed in answering this question, but I did have to walk a schnauzer and a fire ant stung my toe. The ant died as a result of foot to foot impact. The schnauzer barked at a cat and licked my foot, I felt better.)

(1) Obama will be the next president of the U.S.
(2) The war in Iraq will be history.
(3) Oil and gas prices will go down.
(4) There will be a new universal health care plan in the U.S.
(5) Paula Abdul will no longer be a judge on American Idol.

The Obama / McCain presidential race will be a very close one similar to Gore / Bush. Obama will win the presidential election by a narrow margin.

Michael Jackson will return to the states with a new pop album.

Cuba will be open to tourism and trade

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The Obama / McCain presidential race will be a very close one similar to Gore / Bush. Obama will win the presidential election by a narrow margin.

Michael Jackson will return to the states with a new pop album.

Cuba will be open to tourism and trade

Tony Romo dates Jessica Beil

K Fed gets around. He knocks up yet another girl.

1. The Heartbreak Kid, Sean Michaels will run for governor of some state, probably Delaware.
2. Robot Chicken will make their last season.
3. Kevin Smith will make a new movie, but it wont be quite as good as Dogma.
4. 97 celebrities will die of drug overdoses.
5. 525 scientific studies will be published relating to cancer, and none o...

1. The Heartbreak Kid, Sean Michaels will run for governor of some state, probably Delaware.
2. Robot Chicken will make their last season.
3. Kevin Smith will make a new movie, but it wont be quite as good as Dogma.
4. 97 celebrities will die of drug overdoses.
5. 525 scientific studies will be published relating to cancer, and none of them will help beat cancer one bit.

Sara (Barracuda) Palin will be sworn in as vice president. That's more interesting than who will win the presidency.
If that is true, the stock market will finish next year down. If it is false, it will finish up. I spent a long time with historical records to figure this out. I gives you a 7 to 13% edge in investing.
Nicole will be selected as woman of the year for her neighborhood.
And she will get pregnant with twins.
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Sara (Barracuda) Palin will be sworn in as vice president. That's more interesting than who will win the presidency.
If that is true, the stock market will finish next year down. If it is false, it will finish up. I spent a long time with historical records to figure this out. I gives you a 7 to 13% edge in investing.
Nicole will be selected as woman of the year for her neighborhood.
And she will get pregnant with twins.
And she will learn to love Wal-mart. lolAnd Nicole will say
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when she reads this.

1. Tensions will continue to rise between Russia and the west
2. The Higgs Boson (God particle) will be isolated at Cern
3. Forces will withdraw from Iraq which will then enter a state of civil war. Both the Americans and the British will be held to account for this.
4. There will be a move to reunite a large part of the Protestant communion (disaffected with certain high profile changes in policy within the Anglican church) with the Roman Catholic church that the Vatican will resist.
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1. Tensions will continue to rise between Russia and the west
2. The Higgs Boson (God particle) will be isolated at Cern
3. Forces will withdraw from Iraq which will then enter a state of civil war. Both the Americans and the British will be held to account for this.
4. There will be a move to reunite a large part of the Protestant communion (disaffected with certain high profile changes in policy within the Anglican church) with the Roman Catholic church that the Vatican will resist.
5. The US elections will be won by a tight margin by the Republicans leading to civil unrest for a period of a few days.

1. The president is gonna die and the vice president is taking over
2. Osama is going to appear once again and make threats
3. There's gonna be a massive earthquake - scary!
4. Jeniffer Aniston's getting married!
5. Everyone will realize that aliens do exist because they're gonna come out in the open.

1. there would be a natural disaster coming over and over again...
2. there is an increased of an unemployed people
3. there is always a story of lovers and breakup of the celebrity
4. there is a environmental crisis since air and water pollution is always a part of large establishment of buildings.
5.there is a continuous graft and corruption in the politics.

People are desperate to know what the future holds since we live in unstable times but no humans can foreseen what will happen the next day but the Bible tell us that will be events that wil happen before God s kingdom bring peace and happiness on the earth.
INTERNATIONAL WARS
WIDESPREAD HUNGER-33 countries lack food to feed their people
NATURAL DESASTRES WILL ONE PLACE AFTER ANOTHER
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People are desperate to know what the future holds since we live in unstable times but no humans can foreseen what will happen the next day but the Bible tell us that will be events that wil happen before God s kingdom bring peace and happiness on the earth.
INTERNATIONAL WARS
WIDESPREAD HUNGER-33 countries lack food to feed their people
NATURAL DESASTRES WILL ONE PLACE AFTER ANOTHER
EPIDEMICS IN DISEASE
MORAL AND SOCIAL BREAKDOWN
All these will happen before ( a new earth that we are awaiting according to God s promise 2Peter3:13)Man will continue to ruin the earth (Rev11:18)

McCain will be president.
People will wish Hillary won democratic ticket.
We are going to be in Iraq for a while.
Gas will still be high.
And I will be a year older.

1. Messiah returns with His 144,000
2. Atlantis the "lost continent" discovered
3. Bigfoot captures human and declares they are of inferior intellect
4. Life discovered on Mars
5. Clintons arrested for assassination plot