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If your matress could talk, what would it say
Asked by: kc5255
from PHILADELPHIA, PA
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Please change the sheets :-)
PS: To answerers: Try to keep it clean...Thanks
PS: To answerers: Try to keep it clean...Thanks
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"Okay buddy your in trouble now, the feds are on their way, can't you read? it says do not remove this tag."
Answer Date: 01:56pm 04/17/08
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You´re too fat and you´re killing me, so move it, baby!
Answer Date: 06:56pm 04/08/08
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Here's lying for you pal.
Answer Date: 07:02pm 04/08/08
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- "Okay seriously..Stop farting on me :P"
- "Woah, you've been putting on some weight, fatty :O"
- "When was the last time you took a shower??"
- "Get me some new sheets man....don't be so cheap"
- "Woah, you've been putting on some weight, fatty :O"
- "When was the last time you took a shower??"
- "Get me some new sheets man....don't be so cheap"
Answer Date: 07:09pm 04/08/08
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like wtf why do u people have too sleep on me!!
Answer Date: 07:18pm 04/08/08
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Stop farting
Answer Date: 09:32am 04/09/08
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Get off me...You're squishing me!
Answer Date: 09:37am 04/09/08
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yeah you feel comfy heres a lose spring in you side oh you don't like that eh well here is some lumps thats right toss and turn all night what can i say I'm evil
Source: last night
Answer Date: 09:14pm 04/09/08
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