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What would the worst sentiment for a greeting card be?
Asked by: kc5255
from PHILADELPHIA, PA
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Here are some sayings that I have came up with. What are yours?
I'm moving out and leaving you flat. I won't miss you, but I'll sure miss the cat!
HAPPY BANKRUPTCY! You said you were broke. I gave them the Swiss account number just for a joke!
Just divorced - footloose and free. The clinic just called and said you've got VD!
Heard you were sick - looking just like a ghost! I'd say "get well soon", but you're already toast!
say you're feeling happy and pert, but I know you're really older than dirt!
I'm moving out and leaving you flat. I won't miss you, but I'll sure miss the cat!
HAPPY BANKRUPTCY! You said you were broke. I gave them the Swiss account number just for a joke!
Just divorced - footloose and free. The clinic just called and said you've got VD!
Heard you were sick - looking just like a ghost! I'd say "get well soon", but you're already toast!
say you're feeling happy and pert, but I know you're really older than dirt!
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Happy Birthday!
Your sister and I wanted to wish you a happy birthday and wanted to give you a present from our hearts.
We are getting married this week, though our engagement will have to end, but don't worry... your invitation is on the back.
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Your sister and I wanted to wish you a happy birthday and wanted to give you a present from our hearts.
We are getting married this week, though our engagement will have to end, but don't worry... your invitation is on the back.
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Answer Date: 12:59am 04/16/08
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http://hicards.com/funpages/fu...
Some good ones there ;)
Anyways, on with your question. Here are some:
- I've got your dignity.(inside) You left it at my place when you ran out....
Some good ones there ;)
Anyways, on with your question. Here are some:
- I've got your dignity.(inside) You left it at my place when you ran out....
Answer Date: 07:01pm 04/08/08
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HAPPY BAD HAIR DAY.. i saw you for this couple days, and i just think "ahhh.. how awful she's now.."
Answer Date: 12:19am 04/09/08
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I did send a birthday card to a friend for her fortieth. It showed a police officer breath-testing a driver (This is a UK thing, we don't do field sobriety testing over here) next to a 40mph sign. The inscription was something to the effect of being 'dangerously close to the limit'.
I didn't know she had just been arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol.
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I didn't know she had just been arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol.
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Answer Date: 09:43am 04/09/08
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SO! HE LEFT YOU, BITCH GET OVER IT......ITS CALLED CHILD SUPPORT.
----LOVE YOUR BEST FRIEND WHO REALLY DOESN'T GIVE A RATS *#!.
OH LETS GO SHOPPING:)
----LOVE YOUR BEST FRIEND WHO REALLY DOESN'T GIVE A RATS *#!.
OH LETS GO SHOPPING:)
Answer Date: 03:08pm 04/10/08
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Congratulations! Our Divorce is Final!
And now all we can afford is this lousy card, you owe me $1.25 by the way
And now all we can afford is this lousy card, you owe me $1.25 by the way
Answer Date: 03:17pm 04/10/08
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Congratulations on your recent foreclosure and happy belated birthday. Had you not lost the place you would have been easier to find.
I admire your nerve to live in your car behind the local mall. You must feel like crap but, to me your one of a kind.
I taped this card to your windshield because I didn't want to disturb your...
I admire your nerve to live in your car behind the local mall. You must feel like crap but, to me your one of a kind.
I taped this card to your windshield because I didn't want to disturb your...
Answer Date: 08:52am 04/11/08
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I thought i felt something down there the first time we had sex, maybe i was mistaken. Would you like to come and refresh my memory so i can make sure i wasn't dreaming.
Answer Date: 10:21pm 04/13/08
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