Lucille Désirée Ball

For ALL time funniest person it would have to be the one and only Lucy
in "I Love Lucy" (1951) TV series 1951-1957. The show has been in reruns for 50 years now. I love to watch I Love Lucy on tvland. Each and every show is filled with laughs and not all are coming from my tv. One of the funniest was when Lucy and Harpo Marx were doing a skit with Lucy dress...

Lucille Désirée Ball

For ALL time funniest person it would have to be the one and only Lucy
in "I Love Lucy" (1951) TV series 1951-1957. The show has been in reruns for 50 years now. I love to watch I Love Lucy on tvland. Each and every show is filled with laughs and not all are coming from my tv. One of the funniest was when Lucy and Harpo Marx were doing a skit with Lucy dressed as Harpo and in the skit it looked like it was a mirror. That took not only tallent from both Lucy and Harpo but was funny as all get go.

Here is just one sample:
Lucy Ricardo: It's seventy-nine cents a pound.
Customer: How can you sell meat so cheap?
Lucy Ricardo: I'm glad you asked that. We rope, we brand, we butcher. We do everything but eat it for you. Seventy-nine cents a pound.

to read more of the Memorable quotes for
"I Love Lucy" go to:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00...

Date of Birth

6 August 1911, Jamestown, New York, USA


Date of Death
26 April 1989, Beverly Hills, California, USA (acute aorta aneurysm)


Birth Name
Lucille Désirée Ball


Nickname
Technicolor Tessie
Queen of the B movies (during the 1940s)
The First Lady of Television
Lucy
The Queen of Comedy


Height
5' 7½" (1.71 m)


Mini Biography
Remembered as a dizzy sitcom redhead with show business aspirations, Lucille Ball was, in fact, a show business powerhouse and television pioneer. Throughout her teen years, Ball tried unsuccessfully to launch her show business career, finally landing a spot as a "Ziegfeld Girl". She launched her Hollywood career as one of the "Goldwyn Girls", but she moved out from the crowd of starlets to starring roles. With "I Love Lucy" (1951), she and husband Desi Arnaz pioneered the 3-camera technique now the standard in filming TV sitcoms, and the concept of syndicating television programs. She was also the first woman to own her own film studio as the head of Desilu.

IMDb Mini Biography By: Ray Hamel


Mini Biography
The woman who will always be remembered as the crazy, accident-prone, lovable Lucy Ricardo was born Lucille Desiree Ball in Jamestown, New York, on August 6, 1911. Her father died before she was four, and her mother worked several jobs, so she and her younger brother were raised by their grandparents. Always willing to take responsibility for her brother and young cousins, she was a restless teenager who yearned to "make some noise". She entered a dramatic school in New York, but while her classmate Bette Davis received all the raves, she was sent home; "too shy." She found some work modeling for Hattie Carnegie's and, in 1933, she was chosen to be a "Goldwyn Girl" and appear in the film Roman Scandals (1933).

She was put under contract to RKO and several small roles, including one in Top Hat (1935), followed. Eventually, she received starring roles in B-pictures and, occasionally, a good role in an A-picture, like in Stage Door (1937) or The Big Street (1942). While filming Too Many Girls (1940), she met and fell madly in love with a young Cuban actor-musician named Desi Arnaz. Despite different personalities, lifestyles, religions and ages (he was six years younger), he fell hard, too, and after a passionate romance, they eloped and were married in November, 1940. Lucy soon switched to MGM, where she got better roles in films such as Du Barry Was a Lady (1943); Best Foot Forward (1943) and the Katharine Hepburn-Spencer Tracy vehicle Without Love (1945). In 1948, she took a starring role in the radio comedy "My Favorite Husband", in which she played the scatterbrained wife of a Midwestern banker. In 1950, CBS came knocking with the offer of turning it into a television series. After convincing the network brass to let Desi play her husband and to sign over the rights to and creative control over the series to them, work began on the most popular and universally beloved sitcom of all time.

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Jim Carrey.

He has soo funny movies.

He makes everyone laugh at least 10 times in a movie.

He acts weird which is quite funny.
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Jim Carrey.

He has soo funny movies.

He makes everyone laugh at least 10 times in a movie.

He acts weird which is quite funny.

He has weird face emotions.

He thinks he can be god.

He is very angry about not getting to be the anchor man.

It would have to be my mom because she has the most random things happen to her like the time she was walking her dog and he decides to pea on this random truck and as the dog was doing it's business my mom looks in the back of the truck and there was two people that were moving around and my mom tried to get the dog to stop peeing on these peoples truck so that she would not get in trouble and it is just so funny because she always has stuff like this happen to her...

It would have to be my mom because she has the most random things happen to her like the time she was walking her dog and he decides to pea on this random truck and as the dog was doing it's business my mom looks in the back of the truck and there was two people that were moving around and my mom tried to get the dog to stop peeing on these peoples truck so that she would not get in trouble and it is just so funny because she always has stuff like this happen to her

I don't really have a single person that I think is the "funniest" because there have been so many funny moments in my life. However I will share a story (Author Unknown):

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
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I don't really have a single person that I think is the "funniest" because there have been so many funny moments in my life. However I will share a story (Author Unknown):

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then you start work by receiving a gold watch the first day.

You work forty years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for high school: drink, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then......

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury in spa-like conditions- central heating, room service on tap, and then.......

You finish off as an orgasm.Actually your "NOTE" is pretty funny in that your sentence structure and capitalisation is incorrect. Furthermore, "inexcusable" is the term used for things that can not be excused.

KAYA IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON I KNOW BECAUSE THE WAY SHE IS..

Politician. Lalu Prasad Yadav..Presently he is railway minister of India.

He hails from one of the worst state of India in terms of law & order & development.

When he was chief minister of Bihar, Japanese Prime minister visted his state to Lord Buddha's place,Bodh gaya. When he saw bad roads and too much cr...

Politician. Lalu Prasad Yadav..Presently he is railway minister of India.

He hails from one of the worst state of India in terms of law & order & development.

When he was chief minister of Bihar, Japanese Prime minister visted his state to Lord Buddha's place,Bodh gaya. When he saw bad roads and too much crime then in a meeting with Lalu he said..

Mr. Lalu if you give me to rule Bihar for 7 months I will develop it like Japan.
Lalu immediately responded: Mr P.M. wait a second. If you give me Japan for just 7 days to rule I will change it & create it just like Bihar.

Another joke from him:
Laloo prasad yadavs family planning policy."DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"

Another one:
Once laloo visited US to learn english from Bush.

He calls his wife Rabri and says english is a funny language and he is having fun.

After 2 months Bush calls Rabri and says: Myself Bushwa (Bihari style of calling someone's name) speaking, Lalu can never learn english but I have learnt Bihari.

There are tonnes of such jokes for me.

VICTORIA(A HOMELESS LADY)
SHE MAKES THE BEST OF EVERY SITUATION
YOU COULD BE DOWN RIGHT MAD AT THE TIME AND SHE'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH. FOR INSTANCE: I WAS LEAVING THE SHELTER TO GO TO MY CAR AND OUT OF THE BLUE VICKIE ASKED ME FOR A CIGARETTE. I TOLD HER I DIDN'T HAVE ONE SO SHE PRECEEDED TO ASK ANOTHER YOUNG LADY THAT WORKS IN THE KITCHEN. THE GIRL TOLD HER SHE DIDN'T HAVE ONE SO VICKI ASKED HER WHO SHE WAS ON THE PHONE TALKIN TO? SHE SA...

VICTORIA(A HOMELESS LADY)
SHE MAKES THE BEST OF EVERY SITUATION
YOU COULD BE DOWN RIGHT MAD AT THE TIME AND SHE'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH. FOR INSTANCE: I WAS LEAVING THE SHELTER TO GO TO MY CAR AND OUT OF THE BLUE VICKIE ASKED ME FOR A CIGARETTE. I TOLD HER I DIDN'T HAVE ONE SO SHE PRECEEDED TO ASK ANOTHER YOUNG LADY THAT WORKS IN THE KITCHEN. THE GIRL TOLD HER SHE DIDN'T HAVE ONE SO VICKI ASKED HER WHO SHE WAS ON THE PHONE TALKIN TO? SHE SAID HER BOYFRIEND. vICKI SAID TELL HIM I SAID HI AND CAN HE BUY ME A POP?
THE POINT IS SHE'S NOT THE KINDA BEGGER YOU'D USUALLY CURSE OUT SHE'S THE LOVABLE LAUGHABLE ONE YOU CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH AT. BUT SHE'S COOL LIKE THAT EVEN IN HER SITUATION.

You spelled "unexcuseable" wrong. The correct word is "inexcusable," although dictionary.com lists "unexcusable" as an entry (but it means the same as "inexcusable"). If you're going to demand perfect spelling from others, I suggest that you spell things correctly first.

ANJELAH JOHNSON

My mate Bill who has the driest sense of humour I've ever heard. He's also a little bit sick in an entertaining kind of way.