Lucille Désirée Ball

For ALL time funniest person it would have to be the one and only Lucy
in "I Love Lucy" (1951) TV series 1951-1957. The show has been in reruns for 50 years now. I love to watch I Love Lucy on tvland. Each and every show is filled with laughs and not all are coming from my tv. One of the funniest was when Lucy and Harpo Marx were doing a skit with Lucy dress...

Lucille Désirée Ball

For ALL time funniest person it would have to be the one and only Lucy
in "I Love Lucy" (1951) TV series 1951-1957. The show has been in reruns for 50 years now. I love to watch I Love Lucy on tvland. Each and every show is filled with laughs and not all are coming from my tv. One of the funniest was when Lucy and Harpo Marx were doing a skit with Lucy dressed as Harpo and in the skit it looked like it was a mirror. That took not only tallent from both Lucy and Harpo but was funny as all get go.

Here is just one sample:
Lucy Ricardo: It's seventy-nine cents a pound.
Customer: How can you sell meat so cheap?
Lucy Ricardo: I'm glad you asked that. We rope, we brand, we butcher. We do everything but eat it for you. Seventy-nine cents a pound.

to read more of the Memorable quotes for
"I Love Lucy" go to:

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Date of Birth

6 August 1911, Jamestown, New York, USA


Date of Death
26 April 1989, Beverly Hills, California, USA (acute aorta aneurysm)


Birth Name
Lucille Désirée Ball


Nickname
Technicolor Tessie
Queen of the B movies (during the 1940s)
The First Lady of Television
Lucy
The Queen of Comedy


Height
5' 7½" (1.71 m)


Mini Biography
Remembered as a dizzy sitcom redhead with show business aspirations, Lucille Ball was, in fact, a show business powerhouse and television pioneer. Throughout her teen years, Ball tried unsuccessfully to launch her show business career, finally landing a spot as a "Ziegfeld Girl". She launched her Hollywood career as one of the "Goldwyn Girls", but she moved out from the crowd of starlets to starring roles. With "I Love Lucy" (1951), she and husband Desi Arnaz pioneered the 3-camera technique now the standard in filming TV sitcoms, and the concept of syndicating television programs. She was also the first woman to own her own film studio as the head of Desilu.

IMDb Mini Biography By: Ray Hamel


Mini Biography
The woman who will always be remembered as the crazy, accident-prone, lovable Lucy Ricardo was born Lucille Desiree Ball in Jamestown, New York, on August 6, 1911. Her father died before she was four, and her mother worked several jobs, so she and her younger brother were raised by their grandparents. Always willing to take responsibility for her brother and young cousins, she was a restless teenager who yearned to "make some noise". She entered a dramatic school in New York, but while her classmate Bette Davis received all the raves, she was sent home; "too shy." She found some work modeling for Hattie Carnegie's and, in 1933, she was chosen to be a "Goldwyn Girl" and appear in the film Roman Scandals (1933).

She was put under contract to RKO and several small roles, including one in Top Hat (1935), followed. Eventually, she received starring roles in B-pictures and, occasionally, a good role in an A-picture, like in Stage Door (1937) or The Big Street (1942). While filming Too Many Girls (1940), she met and fell madly in love with a young Cuban actor-musician named Desi Arnaz. Despite different personalities, lifestyles, religions and ages (he was six years younger), he fell hard, too, and after a passionate romance, they eloped and were married in November, 1940. Lucy soon switched to MGM, where she got better roles in films such as Du Barry Was a Lady (1943); Best Foot Forward (1943) and the Katharine Hepburn-Spencer Tracy vehicle Without Love (1945). In 1948, she took a starring role in the radio comedy "My Favorite Husband", in which she played the scatterbrained wife of a Midwestern banker. In 1950, CBS came knocking with the offer of turning it into a television series. After convincing the network brass to let Desi play her husband and to sign over the rights to and creative control over the series to them, work began on the most popular and universally beloved sitcom of all time.

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I don't really have a single person that I think is the "funniest" because there have been so many funny moments in my life. However I will share a story (Author Unknown):

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
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I don't really have a single person that I think is the "funniest" because there have been so many funny moments in my life. However I will share a story (Author Unknown):

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then you start work by receiving a gold watch the first day.

You work forty years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for high school: drink, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then......

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury in spa-like conditions- central heating, room service on tap, and then.......

You finish off as an orgasm.Actually your "NOTE" is pretty funny in that your sentence structure and capitalisation is incorrect. Furthermore, "inexcusable" is the term used for things that can not be excused.

Politician. Lalu Prasad Yadav..Presently he is railway minister of India.

He hails from one of the worst state of India in terms of law & order & development.

When he was chief minister of Bihar, Japanese Prime minister visted his state to Lord Buddha's place,Bodh gaya. When he saw bad roads and too much cr...

Politician. Lalu Prasad Yadav..Presently he is railway minister of India.

He hails from one of the worst state of India in terms of law & order & development.

When he was chief minister of Bihar, Japanese Prime minister visted his state to Lord Buddha's place,Bodh gaya. When he saw bad roads and too much crime then in a meeting with Lalu he said..

Mr. Lalu if you give me to rule Bihar for 7 months I will develop it like Japan.
Lalu immediately responded: Mr P.M. wait a second. If you give me Japan for just 7 days to rule I will change it & create it just like Bihar.

Another joke from him:
Laloo prasad yadavs family planning policy."DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"

Another one:
Once laloo visited US to learn english from Bush.

He calls his wife Rabri and says english is a funny language and he is having fun.

After 2 months Bush calls Rabri and says: Myself Bushwa (Bihari style of calling someone's name) speaking, Lalu can never learn english but I have learnt Bihari.

There are tonnes of such jokes for me.

You spelled "unexcuseable" wrong. The correct word is "inexcusable," although dictionary.com lists "unexcusable" as an entry (but it means the same as "inexcusable"). If you're going to demand perfect spelling from others, I suggest that you spell things correctly first.

The funniest person who always made me laugh was my late mother-in-law, Martha. She was quite heavy & when she laughed her belly would just jiggle. One time when my husband & his sister went to a Philadelphia Phillies game they couldn't find the stadium. There was a policeman standing on the corner & she said to stop & she'd ask him for directions. Well she started by saying "Excuse me, Mr. Policeman, but could you tell us where Catie May dis-here is? " It was Connie Mack Stadium. Another time ...

The funniest person who always made me laugh was my late mother-in-law, Martha. She was quite heavy & when she laughed her belly would just jiggle. One time when my husband & his sister went to a Philadelphia Phillies game they couldn't find the stadium. There was a policeman standing on the corner & she said to stop & she'd ask him for directions. Well she started by saying "Excuse me, Mr. Policeman, but could you tell us where Catie May dis-here is? " It was Connie Mack Stadium. Another time they were at Niagara Falls & she kept saying she wanted to go see the bunnies. No one understood what she meant. After a while her daughter said, " Ma there's no rabbits here". What she meant was she wanted to see the rapids.

GOD is. Anybody can make anybody laugh at some times in their lives but not always. Neither can GOD but funny the ways he does things. Sometimes it makes me haywire just being a fool figuring out.

The funniest person I know is my 6-year-old son. He has made me laugh more times than I can count.

ME: I love you so much my heart hurts.

SON: I love you so much I have a headache.

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The funniest person I know is my 6-year-old son. He has made me laugh more times than I can count.

ME: I love you so much my heart hurts.

SON: I love you so much I have a headache.

Kids have an innocence about them and not even the best comedian can do a stand-up performance that can out-do a kid.

He is funny without even intending to be and that is what makes the "laugh" so much more memorable.

Thanks for asking this question!

Okay, I know I'm not the first person to say this, but Jim Carrey will crack you up anytime. All his movies I've seen made me laugh at least 10 times for sure and I hope he keeps that groove on, lol.

Ofcourse right now I can't just show you those movie classic moments, but then again his quotes are quite funny as well. Read some of these:

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Okay, I know I'm not the first person to say this, but Jim Carrey will crack you up anytime. All his movies I've seen made me laugh at least 10 times for sure and I hope he keeps that groove on, lol.

Ofcourse right now I can't just show you those movie classic moments, but then again his quotes are quite funny as well. Read some of these:

“If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!”

“My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.”

“Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.”

“Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.”

“With this one, when you get into more like your real thing, what the real stuff is underneath, it's almost like you're naked and you're saying 'OK, this is me now, so if you reject this, it's my essence you don't like.' So I think there is a lot of me in this character,”

Okay, I know you laughed at some of them :DJim Carrey's new movie just came out today. Its animated, he plays the role of an elephant in it!

Perhaps the funniest person in America is Jim Norton. His unapologetic amd honest humor is so refreshing in the p.c. world we live in. He is not a comedian for the weak of heart, weak minded or easily offended. He oddly has a huge female audience though he is an admittied sexual deviant who likes nothing better than to have a " log" dumped on his chest. He can be heard (almost) daily on XM satellite radio on the Opie and Anthony show.Whether I win this $10 or not I am happy to get the chance to introduce you t...

Perhaps the funniest person in America is Jim Norton. His unapologetic amd honest humor is so refreshing in the p.c. world we live in. He is not a comedian for the weak of heart, weak minded or easily offended. He oddly has a huge female audience though he is an admittied sexual deviant who likes nothing better than to have a " log" dumped on his chest. He can be heard (almost) daily on XM satellite radio on the Opie and Anthony show.Whether I win this $10 or not I am happy to get the chance to introduce you to the king of "Monster Rain, the jedimaster of the " Yellow Treat", lil' Jimmy Norton.

The funniest person I know is my nephew Jimmy. He's only 8 years old but he's really good with impressions. He's got this natural talent where he'll see something on TV and then start imitating it almost verbatim. The funniest imitation was when we showed him old reruns of the facts of life. When he did that imitation of Gary Coleman's "whatcha talking about willis", we almost died.

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The funniest person I know is my nephew Jimmy. He's only 8 years old but he's really good with impressions. He's got this natural talent where he'll see something on TV and then start imitating it almost verbatim. The funniest imitation was when we showed him old reruns of the facts of life. When he did that imitation of Gary Coleman's "whatcha talking about willis", we almost died.

The kid's going to grow up and have a great future in comedy!