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Asked by: demon from Melbourne, Australia
If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half... How long then would it take a Carpenter to chew his hammer ???
Would it depend on whether or not he was a proffessional or an hammerchewer?
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I've chewed a few hammers in my day, and I'm no professional! The handle was easy because I'm a beaver (from Canada), and that took ten minutes. The head didn't go down easy! I swallowed it whole and took out my own tonsils with the claw! That took about a half hour, and 10 stitches!
Answer Date: 05:22am 10/15/08
 

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My chooks lay every day and someone STOLE my hammer off the back porch! not happy jan as it was a good one.I think if a carpenter had time to chew his hammer,like a child chewing a pencil,then it would take about 100 eggs. For more info go to
proffessionalchewywoodhen.com.au...
Answer Date: 05:47am 10/15/08
 
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