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Aging Gracefully!
We hear a lot about the negative effects of getting old, but there are benefits! What are they?
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You eventually get to stop working. If you're grouchy, instead of being confronted, you're simply told you need a nap. You don't have to worry about birth control anymore, no menstruation, senior citizen discount, if you don't feel like brushing your teeth you can just spit them into a cup.
Answer Date: 02:02pm 09/23/08
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Yahoo! Still have my teeth - so spitting them in a cup! lol

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We get fewer cavities because we have less teeth
Answer Date: 11:15pm 09/22/08
 
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Getting people to run around after you. Behaving disgracefully and being indulged. Annoying people by pretending to be deaf. Telling tall stories to small children. Drinking port and smoking cigars in the house.
Answer Date: 03:09am 09/23/08
 
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