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Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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It's Fall and my money leaves are falling off!
Answer Date: 05:42pm 09/20/08
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Nice answer...but with this financial crisis...those leave will be dried..Thanks

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Why do the customers "leave" as well?
Answer Date: 08:57pm 09/17/08
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This is way too witty to answer.
Answer Date: 09:04pm 09/17/08
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The banks hire people to steal branches off peoples trees so they can hide their money in it.Every year when all the fruit is off my trees, i prune back the branches so the bank can't come in and steal them.
Answer Date: 04:00am 09/18/08
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thats just one of those life long questions that can never be answered like ' if a tree fell in a forest and no one was around what sound would it make or which came first the egg or the chicken, my answer to that is...........


CRASH..... and THE BUTCHER.
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Answer Date: 07:01am 09/18/08
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Banks have trees! Whenever I go to mine, they only have tree tellers, when there are five tellers' cages, and the line-up ends out on the sidewalk! And they have tree ATM machines, and one is always out of order! lol
Answer Date: 08:04am 09/18/08
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Because money is the "root" of all evil.
Answer Date: 08:25pm 09/18/08
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Because the branches are arranged for a decorative effect or combined with other dried trees
Answer Date: 07:23pm 09/23/08
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