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Just 4 Fun Joke: Who Jesus really was? :-)
Asked by: kc5255
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There are at least three evidences because:
He was AFRICAN-AMERICAN and He called everyone brother, and
the authorities always bothered Him, and
He never experienced fair court proceedings
Even though there are strong indications Him being an ITALIAN, because:
He always gesticulated when He was talking, and
He consumed wine for every meal, and
He was sure that His mama was a virgin, and His mama sure that He was God
But still, facts go in direction of Him being a CALIFORNIAN, because:
He never cut His hair, and
He always went barefoot, and
He founded a new religion
But, most likely He was a WOMAN, because:
He was forced to feed a lot of people in a short time, even though there were nearly no food around; and He made a lot of attempts trying to be taken seriously by the older men, but did not succeed; and He was even forced to arise again after His death, because there were still plenty of duties for Him waiting.
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He was AFRICAN-AMERICAN and He called everyone brother, and
the authorities always bothered Him, and
He never experienced fair court proceedings
Even though there are strong indications Him being an ITALIAN, because:
He always gesticulated when He was talking, and
He consumed wine for every meal, and
He was sure that His mama was a virgin, and His mama sure that He was God
But still, facts go in direction of Him being a CALIFORNIAN, because:
He never cut His hair, and
He always went barefoot, and
He founded a new religion
But, most likely He was a WOMAN, because:
He was forced to feed a lot of people in a short time, even though there were nearly no food around; and He made a lot of attempts trying to be taken seriously by the older men, but did not succeed; and He was even forced to arise again after His death, because there were still plenty of duties for Him waiting.
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THIS IS THE TRUE INFORMATION WHO JESUS WAS.
The person who became known as Jesus Christ did not begin life here on earth. He himself spoke of his prehuman heavenly life. (Joh 3:13; 6:38, 62; 8:23, 42, 58) John 1:1, 2 gives the heavenly name of the one who became Jesus, saying: “In the beginning the Word [Gr., Lo′gos] was, and the Word was with God, and the Word was a god [“was divine,” AT; Mo; or “of divine being,” Böhmer; Stage (both German)]. This one was in the beginnin...
The person who became known as Jesus Christ did not begin life here on earth. He himself spoke of his prehuman heavenly life. (Joh 3:13; 6:38, 62; 8:23, 42, 58) John 1:1, 2 gives the heavenly name of the one who became Jesus, saying: “In the beginning the Word [Gr., Lo′gos] was, and the Word was with God, and the Word was a god [“was divine,” AT; Mo; or “of divine being,” Böhmer; Stage (both German)]. This one was in the beginnin...
Answer Date: 07:48pm 08/10/08
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All answers were read. I found some were halirious and some with sincere. My hats go off to everyone...Thanks {{hugs}} |
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Hysterical!!!!!!
Answer Date: 10:13am 08/10/08
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That is really funny. Here are some more:
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.
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THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.
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I agree!! But i am pretty sure he was either a Mexican!!! LOL!! or American!!! LOL!!
Answer Date: 12:10pm 08/10/08
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Jesus was probably a mythical person. He was only written about by one of the men who compiled the New Testament, a scholar named Josephis who has also been credited with writing some of the first fiction, a novel about a man who had magical powers.
Source: Myths of the Bible
Answer Date: 06:10pm 08/10/08
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Jesus must have been a woman! She was discriminated against, performed miracles by making a meal out of nothing, healed the sick, home-schooled the precious children, her feet were always killing her, her work was never done, and she didn't get paid! Jesus loves us!
Answer Date: 06:41pm 08/10/08
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It's funny but you forgot to write about him that he was an Indian because:
1. He believed in non violence like Gandhi.
2. He forgave the torturers like Gandhi who used to offer his other cheek for slap after getting one.
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1. He believed in non violence like Gandhi.
2. He forgave the torturers like Gandhi who used to offer his other cheek for slap after getting one.
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Answer Date: 09:44pm 08/10/08
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If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he has to say, and make fun of it.
Answer Date: 09:00pm 08/11/08
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Very funny and entertaining,also showing that the world is yet to treat everyone equal.
Very funny and entertaining,also showing that the world is yet to treat everyone equal.
Answer Date: 01:55am 08/22/08
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