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JUST FOR FUN: How does your money sound and what does it say?
Asked by: kc5255 from PHILADELPHIA, PA
Mine says: Stop pitching me -- it just squeaks pitifully from being stretched so thin :-)

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It sounds like the witch on the Wizard of Oz screeching "I'm shrinking" because of the economy.
Answer Date: 09:15pm 07/22/08
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Thanks to the rest of you and your answers were good too :-)
 

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My money is crying out loud! It's saying, "I'm so lonely! I need friends!"
Answer Date: 05:28pm 06/29/08
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Mine says: "I'm Debt Free!" -- a la Dave Ramsey!
Answer Date: 06:52pm 06/29/08
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Well mine doesn't get a chance to say anything because it's not here long enough !
Answer Date: 02:58am 06/30/08
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MINE SAYS THAT DON'T SPEND ME I DON'T LIKE GOIN HAND TO HAND.BUT MY GREEDY TONGUE DON'T ALLOWS ME TO KEEP IT FOR A LONG TIME.
Answer Date: 03:29am 06/30/08
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I hear an enormous boom that rattles the house, then look at my bank account and it's empty. I know money was there because of the boom, but as with all monetary sonic booms, you don't hear them until the money has left at faster than the speed of sound.
Answer Date: 11:17am 06/30/08
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mine says wwwwweeeeeeeee this ride to your ex-wife gets faster everytime
Answer Date: 05:59pm 06/30/08
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Everytime I open my wallet, I hear "Pick me Pick me!". Sounds like a broken record.
Answer Date: 10:31am 07/02/08
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Money talks................but I don't listen to a word it says.
Source: J.J. Cale
Answer Date: 06:09am 07/12/08
 
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