I'm not much in the mood for pranks Nicole! Went to see my doc today for results of bloodwork. Found out I have humerotic lymphoma! I have to go into treatment right away, so you won't be seeing me much on here for awhile! Thanks for being so funny and so complimentary! Wish me luck, okay? ((((hugs))))

My son and friends had a "prank" party about 2 years ago in my backyard, one of the guys had chewed up some oreo cookies. The prank was on my son since he wasn't in yard at the time. The guy that chewed up the oreo cookies, he spit on the fence. When my son returned to the yard, his friend had shown him the spit oreo cookies and told him it was bird "poop". His friend asked my son to give him $3.00 if his friend stick his finger in it. O well my son fail for the prank and his friend made $3.00.
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My son and friends had a "prank" party about 2 years ago in my backyard, one of the guys had chewed up some oreo cookies. The prank was on my son since he wasn't in yard at the time. The guy that chewed up the oreo cookies, he spit on the fence. When my son returned to the yard, his friend had shown him the spit oreo cookies and told him it was bird "poop". His friend asked my son to give him $3.00 if his friend stick his finger in it. O well my son fail for the prank and his friend made $3.00.

So I would do this prank on you :-)

Okay, only on a stormy night. Someone has to be sleeping. Turn out all the lights.
you will need:
A monster mask
possibly a voice changer
A black cloak
and fake blood(optional)
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Okay, only on a stormy night. Someone has to be sleeping. Turn out all the lights.
you will need:
A monster mask
possibly a voice changer
A black cloak
and fake blood(optional)
Okay stand over the person a yell in a deep voice (man) or a very high voice(woman) (like a cackle) Reach out to the person. make the bloodd come out.
WORKED PERFECTLY FOR ME!! KID FREAKED OUTTT!

Well, I would say I am doing a magic trick, fill two pint glasses of water and then put in on your hands so you couldnt move. Then I would leave you here and you wouldnt know what is coming next. In that time I would put all the clocks and watches in the house back 1 hour and then it would be a suprise!!!!

This would take a while to set up, but would be worth videotaping. I would remove every towel and piece of cloth from your kitchen except for the stuff that's out in the open all of the time. I would permanently glue those towels in place so that they were pretty much useless, but so u wouldn't get suspicious. Then I would take apart your sink and rig it so that at the bottom where the water normally comes in there would be two 2-liters of diet coke. Then at the top make it so that the handle, instead of just opening th...

This would take a while to set up, but would be worth videotaping. I would remove every towel and piece of cloth from your kitchen except for the stuff that's out in the open all of the time. I would permanently glue those towels in place so that they were pretty much useless, but so u wouldn't get suspicious. Then I would take apart your sink and rig it so that at the bottom where the water normally comes in there would be two 2-liters of diet coke. Then at the top make it so that the handle, instead of just opening the flow, would also drop a pack of mentos into each bottle. I would rig the head of the sink to come loose when the pressure was high enough so that it would spray straight at you. I would put a bottle of permanent dye (of the proper color to match) into your hand-soap bottle or dish soap if that's what you normally use. Probably both just to be safe. Finally I would put lard in your oven mitt. I would do all of this before you planned to cook something in the oven.
The plan- You get ready to take your food out of the oven... squish! lard all over your fingers. You try to towel it off, but your towels are useless! You go to the sink to wash it off, you put some soap on your hands and turn on the water... SOAK! STAIN!! You're blasted by the coke/mentos mixture and your hands are stained a nice pastel color for a week or two until you can rub all the top layers of skin off.

O...K...., I'm gonna fill a paperbag full of dogshit, put it on your front porch, light it on fire, knock on your door and run like hell..............so that when you answer your door, you stomp on the bag to put out the fire....

O...K...., I'm gonna fill a paperbag full of dogshit, put it on your front porch, light it on fire, knock on your door and run like hell..............so that when you answer your door, you stomp on the bag to put out the fire.NEET in your shampoo?????? your shaving cream????? (for those that don't know.....NEET is hair remover)

My husband and i haven't had sex in 2 years but last week I gave in. Now I find out that I am pregnant. I love him but I am 49 years old and I don't know how to tell him that I don't want this baby. We have been married for 8 years and have no children together. I would love to have his child but I feel that I am too old and I certainly don't want to wreck my perfect body. what do I do???? How do I say to my husband "i don't want your baby?" I am confused and sad. I feel like I could throw up. Exactly how much...

My husband and i haven't had sex in 2 years but last week I gave in. Now I find out that I am pregnant. I love him but I am 49 years old and I don't know how to tell him that I don't want this baby. We have been married for 8 years and have no children together. I would love to have his child but I feel that I am too old and I certainly don't want to wreck my perfect body. what do I do???? How do I say to my husband "i don't want your baby?" I am confused and sad. I feel like I could throw up. Exactly how much weight would I gain? Are people really suppose to sacrifice themselves like this? I am a Democrat and he is a Republican. [you know the whole roe vs. wade thing] how do I face this. Not to mention the fact that newborns don't sleep much. I need my sleep!.... you know that I am only kidding here...!!!!!!

especially the part about the perfect body. hahaha

first, we will convince you to go skinny dipping at a beach 30 miles away from ur house.

after u have fully undress and is submerge in the water, we will,

TAKE UR CLOTHES AND RUN!!!!!

Well i am 15 years old and my parents let smoke drink and smoke weed!!!





No i lied, i am not 15 i am older!!!!...

Well i am 15 years old and my parents let smoke drink and smoke weed!!!





No i lied, i am not 15 i am older!!!!

A fun quick one you can play over and over is to tape down the trigger on the hose at the kitchen sink. Make sure it's pointing at the area where the "target" will be standing. It's fun to video tape and show it to your friends. You can get everyone in the family and then wait a few days and start over. Or if you're really brave try it a few hours later. WARNING! If you do this ALWAYS check before YOU turn on the water. They will try to get you back.
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A fun quick one you can play over and over is to tape down the trigger on the hose at the kitchen sink. Make sure it's pointing at the area where the "target" will be standing. It's fun to video tape and show it to your friends. You can get everyone in the family and then wait a few days and start over. Or if you're really brave try it a few hours later. WARNING! If you do this ALWAYS check before YOU turn on the water. They will try to get you back.

If fact, watch out everywhere you go. It's just a matter of time...

i decorate yo house wid a yellow tape!!






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i decorate yo house wid a yellow tape!!





















so it looks like a crime scene!
jaja