Ask, Answer, Discover Knowledge
Login  |   Sign Up  |   Help

Discover > Answered Question

Reward
$2
Kids Say The Darnedest Things!
I took my grandson to a yard sale when he was three! He looked a bit upset when we arrived! I asked him what was wrong, and he said,
Additional Details added (06/23/08):
"Nana, don't buy this yard! It got too much junk and no pool!" What's the funniest thing a child ever said to you?
Share: Digg del.icio.us  facebook  StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It! reddit
No Clarification Requests
 

Best Answer

User Rating:
Compliment Answer:    
Answer Compliments:   1  
When my sister saw a thunderstorm forming in mid-afternoon, she worried about her seven-year-old daughter who would be walking the three blocks from school to home. My sister saw her daughter walking nonchalantly along, stopping to smile whenever lightning flashed. Seeing my sister, my niece ran to her mother, explaining happily saying, "All the way home, God's been taking my picture!" :-)
Answer Date: 01:43am 06/29/08

All Answers

Showing 1-4 from 4 Answers
User Rating:
Compliment Answer:    
Answer Compliments:   0  
When my daughter was 5 i subscribed to Readers Digest for a monthly magazine. One day she came flying up the driveway so fast , full of smiles , waving the mail in her hand. " LOOK MUM , YOU GOT A RIGGERS DIGGERS !!!!! "
Answer Date: 03:24am 06/24/08
 
User Rating:
Compliment Answer:    
Answer Compliments:   0  
My father was a long distance driver when we were kids, back in Angola. He took my brother with him on some trips and on one of these occasions, after driving past this massive boulder on the side of the road, my 6 year old brother asks " Daddy, who put that big rock there?" to which my father replied, "Nature, my son"....he was silent for a few seconds and then asks, "When, at night or during the day?"....
Answer Date: 03:53am 06/24/08
 
User Rating:
Compliment Answer:    
Answer Compliments:   0  
My 12 year old son recently asked me what an orgasm is. I dare ANYBODY to top that!!!! LOL
Answer Date: 06:07pm 06/25/08
 
User Rating:
Compliment Answer:    
Answer Compliments:   0  
Okay Nicole... my Stepson found his Mom's {{{{{vibrator}}}}}} He asked what it was and she said it was the prize in a Happy Meal!

This weekend my Niece asked what a Hooker was - I replied "go ask your Mother"
Answer Date: 09:57pm 06/28/08
 
About This User
Username mboutilier
Questions 764 Total (0 Withdrawn)
Question Rewards $227.00 Total / 100% Awarded
Questions Rating
User selects Best Answer 100% of the time
About This Question
Answered Question
Question Reward GroupAsk Reward
$2.00 -
Posted 06/23/08 Closed 06/30/08
User Views 178 Answers 5
URL
RSS
Related Questions