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Alien Invasion :O
Asked by: araza from Toronto, Canada
What would you do if an alien came to your door in the morning??

Try to keep it simple and funny if you can :D
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id invite him/her in and get it drunk and hi and party with it...then when it passes out kill it, cook it and eat it hope i get esp powers
Answer Date: 10:01am 06/08/08
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Thanks, good answer. Thank you everybody else too for your great answers!!! There were many other good ones too but unfortunately I can only pick one :O
 

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I would just say that, Im not gonna Buy anything. U just cant sell me a Inter-planet Communicator with $100 only. Try someone else, Jerk!...
Answer Date: 12:44am 06/01/08
 
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I would tell him that I'm fresh out of Reese's pieces, because I gave them all to his brother, back in the '80s.
Answer Date: 01:13am 06/01/08
 
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I will welcome alien with a warm smile into my house and offer him heinken.

both of us will sit in my living room and will switch on CNN channel in T.V.

i know at that time president George w. Bush's live press conference is te...
Answer Date: 11:01am 06/01/08
 
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1. get a knife and stab repetedly untill dead.
2. repeat step one with all those who come to avenge
3. if an opportunity arrises get some weapons that are more practical than a knife....
Answer Date: 01:12pm 06/01/08
 
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if an alien comes to my door in the morning, i' will give him a warm welcome and will quickly hide him at a safe place. i 'll try to communicate with him and will try to know what he takes as nutrition . then i will fullfill his requirements .i'll ask him his purpose of visiting earth. i'll tell him about earth and will try to know about his planets .i will ask him questions untill my limit of ciriosity ends.if his purpose of visiting the earth will be ideal then i will keep him in my home or if he has been mistakenly l...
Answer Date: 09:03pm 06/01/08
 
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if an alien came to my door...i'll say welcome cousin!
Source: my brain
Answer Date: 09:39pm 06/01/08
 
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I'd think it was a person in a costume and that I was being secretly filmed on TV or something lol.. I'd probably be like 'erm... Hi, can I help you...?' and if it got too wierd I'd just shut the door.
Answer Date: 01:16am 06/02/08
 
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I'd say welcome back brother!!
Answer Date: 10:58am 06/02/08
 
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Ask if he can get me a role in the next Super Bowl Fed-Ex Commercial.


( See source ) lol
Source: http://www.snotr.com/video/192
Answer Date: 11:24am 06/02/08
 
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Jehovah's witness go away!
Answer Date: 02:07pm 06/02/08
 
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