1. My ex.. is a kook


2. Maybe I should...eat something, I'm hungry


3. I love...a really good movie
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1. My ex.. is a kook


2. Maybe I should...eat something, I'm hungry


3. I love...a really good movie


4. People would say that I'm...helpful


5. I don't understand...how to play most card games


6. When i wake up in the morning...I check the weather forecast


7. I lost...my willpower, and ate a powdered donut


8. Life is full of...ups and downs


9. My past is...not important anymore


10. I get annoyed when...I can't think of a word that's on the tip of my tongue


11. Parties are...not my thing


12. I wish...I had perfect health


13. Dogs...are the sweetest!


14. Cats...are oversized rats


15. Tomorrow...is always a day away...


16. I have low tolerance...for really cold weather


17. If I had a million dollars...I would help my family, financially


18. I'm totally terrified...of nothing. I try not to dwell on fear...

1. My ex-wife understood me all to well

2. Maybe I should go windsurfing off the Ivory Coast


3. I love avocadoes

...

1. My ex-wife understood me all to well

2. Maybe I should go windsurfing off the Ivory Coast


3. I love avocadoes


4. People would say that I'm 5 foot 7


5. I don't understand Croatian


6. When i wake up in the morning light I put on my jeans and i feel alright


7. I lost a packet of wine-gums when I was six years old and the memory still pains me


8. Life is full of other people


9. My past is another country


10. I get annoyed when irritated


11. Parties are full of people you want to get away from and people you can't get close to

12. I wish I could go back in time

13. Dogs are good companions but emotionally crippled


14. Cats are good companions but aloof


15. Tomorrow is another day

16. I have low tolerance for intolerant people


17. If I had a million dollars I wouldn't have the slightest clue what to do with it


18. I'm totally terrified of winning a million dollars

My ex. is where they should be.... in the past
Maybe I should consider retiring, I'm just too tired of working
Mmmm... I love Turtles
People would say that I'm a wild and crazy guy
I don't understand all this political bullshit
When I wake up in the morning I consider retiring, I'm just so tired of working
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My ex. is where they should be.... in the past
Maybe I should consider retiring, I'm just too tired of working
Mmmm... I love Turtles
People would say that I'm a wild and crazy guy
I don't understand all this political bullshit
When I wake up in the morning I consider retiring, I'm just so tired of working
I lost my marbles... have you seen my marbles?
Life is full of work, work, work
My past is checkered, boy is it checkered
I get annoyed when I wake up in the morning and consider retiring
Parties are where tired working people go to act lively
I wish upon the first star that I could retire
Dogs are evil, I'm sure one's got my marbles
Cats are lucky, they do nothing but sleep all day and we still feed them
Tomorrow I'm going to retire, I know it will happen, I'm sure it will happen, I wish it would happen
I have a low tolerance for tolerable situations
If I had a million dollars... I'd be rich(and retired)
I'm totally terrified of waking up in the morning, retired and too tired, finding my ex's picture on the bedstand and having a dog there with my marbles in it's mouth

1. My ex..cretion


2. Maybe I should...flush it down the toilet

3. I love...flush it down the loo

...

1. My ex..cretion


2. Maybe I should...flush it down the toilet

3. I love...flush it down the loo


4. People would say that I'm...i am hygienic by flushing my excretion down the loo


5. I don't understand...why people don't flush their excretion down the loo.


6. When i wake up in the morning...i head straight for the loo


7. I lost...some mass after the trip to the loo


8. Life is full of...shit


9. My past is...history

10. I get annoyed when...i run out of toilet paper


11. Parties are... fun


12. I wish... for a larger loo


13. Dogs...drink from the toilet


14. Cats...don't drink from the toilet


15. Tomorrow...I will still go to the toilet


16. I have low tolerance...for lactose


17. If I had a million dollars...install air-conditioning for my toilet


18. I'm totally terrified...a regurgitating toilet

1. My ex is a strange person


2. Maybe I should not speak to him?


3. I love rainbows and chocolate ice cream in conjunction.
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1. My ex is a strange person


2. Maybe I should not speak to him?


3. I love rainbows and chocolate ice cream in conjunction.


4. People would say that I'm a good friend and slightly strange.


5. I don't understand japenese (i wish i could).


6. When i wake up in the morning i want to go back to sleep


7. I lost the back of my phone and 2 cds.


8. Life is full of mess and fun, even messy fun.


9. My past is not that long.


10. I get annoyed when people dont listen to me.


11. Parties are very fun and a good opportunity to meet people.


12. I wish poverty and injustice didnt exist.


13. Dogs are cute and loving.


14. Cats are allergy traps.


15. Tomorrow i will revise like there is no tomorrow.


16. I have low tolerance for mean il-educated arogant arse-holes


17. If I had a million dollars i would put it in a high interest savings account and use it to help people and buy dresses


18. I'm totally terrified of losing people i love before i am ready to lose them

1. My ex is in Flordia


2. Maybe I should get offline in the hour or so since I got to get up early.


...

1. My ex is in Flordia


2. Maybe I should get offline in the hour or so since I got to get up early.


3. I love chesse and bean buritos.


4. People would say that I'm a nice person


5. I don't understand why the rain wont stop


6. When i wake up in the morning its off to work


7. I lost someone real important to me.


8. Life is full of surprizes


9. My past is better off left there.


10. I get annoyed when the rain don't ever stop.


11. Parties are something I haven't been to in awhile.


12. I wish I could go back in time.


13. Dogs are intellegent and great pets


14. Cats are my favorite pets


15. Tomorrow I'm going to work.


16. I have low tolerance of liars


17. If I had a million dollars I'd open a no-kill animal shelter.


18. I'm totally terrified of snakes.

. My ex is a horrible person


2. Maybe I should got to sleep


3. I love my son more than the world its self
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. My ex is a horrible person


2. Maybe I should got to sleep


3. I love my son more than the world its self


4. People would say that I'm artistic


5. I don't understand why every guy i meet is a dog


6. When i wake up in the morning i dont want to get up


7. I lost alot


8. Life is full of happiness, sadness and hope


9. My past is a huge roller coaster


10. I get annoyed when people dont listen


11. Parties are fun


12. I wish i can find a perfect man


13. Dogs are good friends


14. Cats are comforting


15. Tomorrow i am allowed to be lazy


16. I have low tolerance for ignorant people


17. If I had a million dollarsi would invest it


18. I'm totally terrified of losing my son

1. My ex is one of my closest friends.
2. Maybe I should go to church with my 91 yr. old Mom more often.
3. I love my family with all my heart!
4. People would say that I'm a nut job!
5. I don't understand what war accomplishes.
6. When I wake up in the morning, I count my blessings over coffee.
7. I lost my virginity on my wedding night at age 21.
...

1. My ex is one of my closest friends.
2. Maybe I should go to church with my 91 yr. old Mom more often.
3. I love my family with all my heart!
4. People would say that I'm a nut job!
5. I don't understand what war accomplishes.
6. When I wake up in the morning, I count my blessings over coffee.
7. I lost my virginity on my wedding night at age 21.
8. Life is full of excitement and mystery.
9. My past is not regrettable in any way.
10.I get annoyed when people are perpetually late!
11.Parties are fun when the guests are close friends and family.
12.I wish I could see my children and grandchildren more often!
13.Dogs give unconditional love to thei owners.
14.Cats are warm and cuddly, and very independent.
15. Tomorrow I'm going to take my mom out for lunch.
16. I have low tolerance for male chauvinism.
17. If I had a million dollars I'd set up college funds for my three grandchildren, and fly off to visit them more often!
18. I'm totally terrified that something bad will happen to one of my kids or grandchildren (but I try not to dwell on it)

1. My ex what? I don't have any ex...

2. Maybe I should break up and so have an ex? Never in a million years!!!

3. I love her more than anything in this world!!

4. People would say that I'm finally getting some sense into my head, but ...

1. My ex what? I don't have any ex...

2. Maybe I should break up and so have an ex? Never in a million years!!!

3. I love her more than anything in this world!!

4. People would say that I'm finally getting some sense into my head, but hell to them, I don't live my life according to what the 'society' wants!!

5. I don't understand why people have to be bothered about the lives of others; GO GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN!!

6. When i wake up in the morning, I look outside my window and tell myself, ahhhh, today's going to be a great day as well!!

7. I lost so much time because of my attitude that life sux! No more, life is absolutely great! Life is what you see it as!!

8. Life is full of ups and downs, so what? Every moment of it had some meaning, the ups made you happy, the downs taught you something.

9. My past is no more of any concern to me.

10. I get annoyed when I see how so many people are not making full use of their lives and gifts.

11. Parties are meant to be a celebration of success and achievements, not a way to waste time...

12. I wish people will stop blindly believing in things, without asking the question "why?"

13. Dogs can be sweet to cats too!!

14. Cats will return the love too!!

15. Tomorrow will be a better day, I will work for that today.

16. I have low tolerance when i see my lover, I really go nuts, even after so many years! Lol!

17. If I had a million dollars right now, I'd start off my dream project right away! Till then, continue working towards it.

18. I'm totally terrified about just one thing in life, losing her...Btw, I also wish everybody in the world would read "Fountainhead" and "atlas shrugged" both by ayn rand, and the monk who sold his ferrari by robin sharma. Cheers!

1. My ex..learned the grass wasn't actually greener
2. Maybe I should...start getting some exercise.
3. I love...my dad, my husband and Kettle Cooked Lay's Potato Chips.
4. People would say that I'm...thoughtful like my mom was.
5. I don't understand...George Bush.
6. When i wake up in the morning...my husband brings coffee to me in bed.
7. I lost...my $400.00 mouth guard because I left it on the night stand an...

1. My ex..learned the grass wasn't actually greener
2. Maybe I should...start getting some exercise.
3. I love...my dad, my husband and Kettle Cooked Lay's Potato Chips.
4. People would say that I'm...thoughtful like my mom was.
5. I don't understand...George Bush.
6. When i wake up in the morning...my husband brings coffee to me in bed.
7. I lost...my $400.00 mouth guard because I left it on the night stand and my dog ate it.
8. Life is full of...wonderful surprises and crazy disappointments.
9. My past is...the past [but colorful].
10. I get annoyed when...I have to deal with stupid people.
11. Parties are...headache makers for the next morning.
12. I wish...not to be rich but to make enough money to buy meat off sale. [that's a joke... i've just always said that]
13. Dogs...require much attention but they love unconditionally.
14. Cats...make me sneeze.
15. Tomorrow...it will be cooler and I will work in the yard.,,, no really.
16. I have low tolerance...for scarcastic and disrespectible kids.
17. If I had a million dollars...I would do my best to change a stranger's life.
18. I'm totally terrified...to think of my husband dying.

That was fun!!! I answered before reading any other answers so hopefully I didn't duplicate much. Probably none at all because mine weren't that clever.

1. My ex.. enemy had now become my ex friend.


2. Maybe I should... make more enemies.


3. I love...making enemies
...

1. My ex.. enemy had now become my ex friend.


2. Maybe I should... make more enemies.


3. I love...making enemies


4. People would say that I'm... a mad one but i don't care.i just love making enemies.


5. I don't understand...why people hate it.


6. When i wake up in the morning... iwas in a cow shed.


7. I lost...patience. and started my search of investigation.


8. Life is full of...adventures.


9. My past is...was horrible


10. I get annoyed when...my ex enemies that are now my friends, embarass me by making me remember my past.


11. Parties are...are now common. every day i go to one or two parties.


12. I wish...to make more enemies,and then frienda and then ex friends .[ you understands know]


13. Dogs...are the ancestors of police.


14. Cats...are horrible at night but fine at day time when they sleep.


15. Tomorrow...is a new day to continue my hunt of finding enemies.


16. I have low tolerance...because of my everyday hunt of enemies.


17. If I had a million dollars...i ' ll spend them on my enemies.


18. I'm totally terrified...on answered your question the wrong way . i'm not like this , i wrote all this to make you laugh.