9. So, do I look as good as My picture?

8. How was the traffic on the way?

7. Why did you wear that outfit to your funeral? I liked the blue one better.

...

9. So, do I look as good as My picture?

8. How was the traffic on the way?

7. Why did you wear that outfit to your funeral? I liked the blue one better.

6. Can I take your coat?

5. Did you get your complimentary bumper sticker at the gates?

4. Whatcha think of that last thunder storm? Pretty good, huh. I bowled 7 strikes.

3. Did you lose weight?

2. So, how's life? Oops, sorry.

1. Did you say you're a Republican? I'm sorry, your position has been filled.

1. God won't ask what kind of car you drove; He'll ask how many
people you drove who didn't have transportation.


2. God won't ask the square footage of your house, He'll ask how
many people you welcomed into your home.

...

1. God won't ask what kind of car you drove; He'll ask how many
people you drove who didn't have transportation.


2. God won't ask the square footage of your house, He'll ask how
many people you welcomed into your home.



3. God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet, He'll
ask how many you helped to clothe.



4. God won't ask what your highest salary was; He'll ask if you
compromised your character to obtain it, and performed your job to the
best of your ability.



5. God won't ask how many friends you had; He'll ask how many
people to whom you were a friend.



6. God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived, He'll ask how
you treated your neighbors.



7. God won't ask about the color of your skin, He'll ask about
the content of your character.



8. God won't ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation;
He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of
Hell.



9.God won't have to ask how many people you forwarded this to.
He already knows whether you will or not.

1. Did you go to church very Sunday? 2. What size wings do you take? 3. Why did you get cremated? 4. Do you forgive the person who murdered you? 5. Did you bring your money with you? 6. Why did't you wear a nicer outfit? 6. Are you upset because the streets here are not paved with gold? 7. Would you rather be in hell with all your friends? 8. Isn't being dead so cool? 9. Could you leave your gun at the pearly gate please?

1~God won't ask how many people you forwarded this to, He'll ask if you were ashamed to pass it on to your friends.

2~God won't ask what your job title was, He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability

3~God won't ask what your highest salary was, He'll ask if you compromised...

1~God won't ask how many people you forwarded this to, He'll ask if you were ashamed to pass it on to your friends.

2~God won't ask what your job title was, He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability

3~God won't ask what your highest salary was, He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it

4~God won't ask why it took you so long to seek Moksha, He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of
Hell.

5~God won't ask about the color of your skin, He'll ask about the content of your character.

6~God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived, He'll ask how you treated your neighbors.

7~God won't ask how many friends you had, He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.

8~God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet, He'll ask how many you helped to clothe.

9~God won't ask the square footage of your house, He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.

Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God :-)